Jun 21, 2018, 09:27am
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This morning, Kid #2 mentioned that she was worried about chemtrails.

We had a talk.
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Jun 21, 2018, 09:42am

Have you considered adoption?
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Jun 21, 2018, 10:31am

Wait until she ventures deep into the flat earth society or Scientology.
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Jun 21, 2018, 10:36am

We've already established that she knows about the Flat Earthers, but doesn't believe them. Having seen ships emerging over the horizon tends to nuke that theory.
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hobo sex
Jun 21, 2018, 01:31pm

If the earth round, why are my feet flat?! Check mate, Sheeple!
Edited by UNDEADSOLDIER666 on Jun 21, 2018, 01:32pm
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Jun 21, 2018, 05:08pm

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Jun 21, 2018, 06:37pm

You could always tell her that to protect herself from them she has to eat her veggies. ;-)
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Jun 21, 2018, 06:39pm

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Jun 21, 2018, 06:58pm

what's that chemtrails thing about? i'm feeling quite dumb over here.
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Jun 21, 2018, 10:51pm

Next zombie walk, have her carry around a bag of bath salts. paranoid
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Jun 21, 2018, 11:34pm

I thought getting hooked into obscure conspiracy theories is a normal part of teenage-dom.

It's when they're in their forties and they start doing it that the rather amusing problem occurs
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Jun 22, 2018, 12:31am

thanks Code
weird thing for people to believe in, indeed.
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Jun 22, 2018, 12:32am

Is she aware of the chemicals put in the water that are turning the frickin’ frogs gay?
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Jun 22, 2018, 12:34am

don't frogs already change their gender at will, when there are more females than males?
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Jun 22, 2018, 12:35am

Atrizine

And gender bending ain’t the same as gay hombre
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Jun 22, 2018, 12:38am

well, then i got nothing shrug the more you learn about what people are willing to believe in...
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Jun 22, 2018, 01:46am

They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the people into gay frogs!
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Jun 22, 2018, 01:54am

They’re putting water in the chemicals to frog the frickin’ people gay!
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Jun 22, 2018, 01:55am

They're putting in the frogs to make the water gay!
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Jun 22, 2018, 01:56am

I watched the space vampires crawl out of they're satanic looking, slimey caves to do it!
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