Jan 03, 2018, 02:29pm
Oregon is gonna burn
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Apparently, Oregon still has full service gas stations and a law went into effect a few days ago either banning full service or allowing gas stations to no longer use gas attendants. I didn't look too much into it, but judging on some of the reactions Oregonians had at the prospect of having to pump their own gas, you would think all of Oregon is full of pampered retirees that have been catered all their life. Or, they're all amazing satirists, it was hard to tell.

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Edited by UNDEADSOLDIER666 on Jan 03, 2018, 02:37pm
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Jan 03, 2018, 09:34pm

I honestly had no idea that full-service gas stations even existed anymore.

I was probably 12 years old before I learned that people pumped their own gas everywhere except NJ (and Oregon, but let's face it...no one cares about Oregon)

I would watch sitcoms and they'd talk about "Full Serve" at the gas station and I'd be baffled by what that could possibly mean legally
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Anyway, TECHNICALLY it's illegal to pump you own gas in NJ but a lot of times guys will get out and start doing it and from what I understand most attendants don't mind, but there's always some guy that will lose his mind and curse you out for doing it

Problem really is that kids grow up in Jersey and go to college elsewhere like my niece who pulled up to a Pennsylvania gas station and sat there for 15 minutes wondering why no one was coming to the car to pump her gas
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Jan 03, 2018, 10:53pm

Why else would they be so upset about this?
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Jan 03, 2018, 10:55pm

Fuck, it all makes sense now
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Jan 03, 2018, 11:33pm

In the villages we syphon our own gas. orly

Get a jerry can and start sucking on that hose.
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Jan 04, 2018, 02:29am

Get 'em started early, eh paranoid
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Jan 04, 2018, 06:32am

I thought you were talking about gpl or methane or some real gas lol and I was like "yes, this sound kaboom"
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Jan 04, 2018, 07:47am

It is "real gas," because car engines run on petrol vapors. paranoid

I still it's funny the misconception of what happens when you pump gas, like the whole "I'm going to smell like fuel when I get to work" thing.
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Jan 04, 2018, 08:33am

shrug I don't really know how does it works but you're putting it in your car at liquid form... And if you spill it on you, you can always smoke a cigar after. You won't have the problem anymore. Even if you'd still smelling...
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Jan 04, 2018, 10:29am

And gasoline is short for gasolina
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Jan 04, 2018, 10:43am

And gasolina is a banger.
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Jan 04, 2018, 01:04pm

I used to work for a station in Atlanta that had full service - we pumped the gas, checked the oil, washed the windshield - this was in the mid to late 80's and I still saw them from time to time in the southeast and even when I drove from GA to AZ in 1997, there were a few .. however not seen one out here ever. I think there should be someone who CAN pump for those who may have physical limitations (ie: elderly, ppl with bad arthritis, disabled, etc) and have no one with them to help.
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Jan 04, 2018, 04:23pm

Isn't gasolina about a chick that likes cum on her face?
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Jan 04, 2018, 04:35pm

That's why it's such a banger.
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Jan 04, 2018, 05:55pm

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Jan 05, 2018, 12:05am

I went to Jersey for training and got into a thing with the gas station attendant. "No, dude, seriously. I can freakin do this myself. I'm not a child."
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