I just said because it reminded me of the sort of 'Can I politely ask you to not sit at the table unless you have first smeared ketchup over your face and sung Angels by Robbie Williams at least three time? Or else.' notices people put up in our flat.
I shall spend my day off on chat for a few hours...then bottle store, then mates house....then eventually the bars, so that I may get slapped by women for inapropriately commenting about their busts and grinding up against them.
Molesting drunken people on the dance floor often leads to dire consequences with the bouncer.