Cole pointed to some lady with a Burqa on and said (out loud) "Mommy, that man looks cold." I told him not to point and said to him that it was rude, he then heard the lady talk and said "oh sorry mommy, she looks very cold"
Mind you we were in a small doctors office and it was only us two and the lady, I swear I could have died on the spot
Also last week he was pointing out the colors on the bus, Cole says" Mommy the seat is red, the floor is grey, that man is black"
ahahaha@that man is black.
kids are so fantastic at not having filters.
when little kids point out the colors of my hair when were out brody likes to tell them what color it was before,proudly
the parents look mortified the kids are screaming SHE HAS PINK HAIR but its so cute
Not my kid, but I used to babysit for my neighbor's kids in Australia, and one morning he brought them over to our flat really early, before I'd had time to do my makeup...the 4 year old stared at me and yelled 'Daddy, what's wrong with Alex's FACE?'
My son Levi at just 6 weeks old managed to embarrasse me a little..not his fault ofc.
He decided to groan very loudly in a packed ikea elevator, and then let out an even louder and lengthy watery fart. For such a tiny little man, he really knows how to let it rip, lol.
OMG people are actually active!
It has been a looong time since ive been on here. Everything is different =
How is everyone??
Hmm embarrassing things. I think one of the most embarrassing things Lili does is chuck a major tantrum while we're out. If she doesnt get a ride on the play thing she will just scream and scream, and it echos and everyone stares at us, and you can tell they're passing judgement. Apart from that shes normally pretty good.
Tanja is such a expert at these things... Let's see.
*sitting on great grandma's lap and feeling her face*
"G'grandma, you have ONE hair/beard here" and points to a spot.
Out in the city, we walk past a dalmantiner and we're talking so I said to Tanja "look at that pretty dog" and she started shouting how ugly it was because of its spots.
"Look mama, i draw you".. Some paper filled with red dots.. Apperantly, my acne was showing good that day lol
not to forget, numberless times of hearing how I'm fat or soemthing
One of her biggest fascinations is penises lately though, she thinks its so fun how boys stand and pee, while girls sit.. So if I have a male friend over who uses the toilet.. She has a full show on for me, demostrating how the guy is pissing. "he stands like this and holds his hands like this", etc.. It's effing hilarious.
I could go on, she's pretty good at embarrasing things lol
not to forget her fart and poop humour..
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I have a cousin named Samantha who my aunt and uncle adopted from China a couple years ago, when she was around six years old. We had Thanksgiving dinner at their house the first year that they had her, and, being vegan, I had brought food with me and was in the kitchen with another one of my cousins, Emily (who's 6 years younger than I am), getting ready to eat.
Samantha came out and was talking to us and wanted to know why I wasn't eating what everyone else was. She was only six AND she'd only been learning English for less than a year, so Emily and I start trying to explain very simply that I don't eat meat. You could see the wheels in her little head turning as she tried to understand why, and finally came out with "Is it... is it because you are a little bit fat?"
Emily was standing behind her, both of them facing me, and her jaw dropped and she just put both hands on Samantha's shoulders and wheeled her around and out of the room, then came running back to me like OMGOMGOMG. All we could do was laugh our asses off.
My Anna-Lucia doesn't do much as she doesn't talk yet, but lately she has been making.. sexnoises >_>
We'd be in the grocery store and they'd go all "OOOHHH! AAAHHHH! OOOOOOOOOHHH!"
And not in a normal tone, no, so hard that they can hear it outside
This one time all the staff came running to us, prolly to send out the crazy teens that were having sex in a story, to find out it was a one year old girl with a red faced mommy
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I ride my exercise bike every morning. Molly keeps asking why and I told her it was b/c I have a big tummy and I'm trying to make it small, like hers. So now, every time I finish on the bike, she runs over and goes "YOU HAVE A LITTLE TUMMY NOW!" and pokes me. Or, when I say I'm going to ride it, she'll poke me and go "You have a big tummy. Go make it little." Thanks, kid.
I have had the kid pointing at my skin color a few times. Personally, I find it adorable, but would always hate to see a parent scolding their children for their curiosity.
Last time it happened, was a child no older than four, who was with his mother and pointed and shouted "What is wrong with his skin?" in terms of why my skin was darker than his mother's. I have never seen a mother blush and apologize quicker in my life.
I hated it, as I would've gladly told the child why (in terms of that the country that I am from, everyone has skin that looks like mine), but she scolded him, to my disappointment, and quickly walked off.
That kind of moment, reminds me when I was about 6, and saw a guy sitting while with my mother, who had only one arm. I just stared at it non-stop, and then asked my mother was wrong with his arm. He then approached me, and told me about how he lost it, and how he manages to do thing with it, just like I can with my arm. He answered all my questions, and I didn't know it then, but I had learned my first heavy bit of life wisdom then and there (just because someone is different, doesn't mean something is wrong with them).
That said, I think the most embarrassing story I have ever heard, was from this girl one of my friends used to know:
Her dad had just gotten a vasectomy, and had sustained a slight amount of scrotal swelling. To help with some of the discomfort, he had placed compresses onto his inner thighs over his pants.
Of course, his daughter being curious asks her mother why this was taking place, and her mother not thinking of the potential consequences--answers quite frankly:
"Daddy's penis hurts, because he had to go to the doctor"
So, as it always happens, when you teach a kid a few words they probably shouldn't have known about (or shouldn't know about in a certain context)--it backfired in public.
They were at the checkout at the grocery store, when prior to putting his cart's content onto the conveyer belt during peak shopping time, his daughter proudly (and loudly) beams: "Daddy, does your penis still hurt?"
I was embarrassed for him after hearing this story, and he, not knowing what to do, just left his cart there, and grabbed his daughter and left, with all eyes staring at him.
I get a lot more embarrassed by Molly freaking out in a public place than anything she actually says. She's usually really well behaved in public, so when she does that I'm like "Oh come on!" I hate that feeling that everyone is looking at me going "Ugh. Control your kid!" Ya know?
I hate that feeling that everyone is looking at me going "Ugh. Control your kid!" Ya know?
This. So much. I'm always SO paranoid about this. I'm always terrified to death that I come off as a bad parent.
I'm not exactly embarrassed because of her, it's just, every time something's not going 100% perfect, I have mini heartbeats and feel like everyone is looking at me, whispering "Oh my god.. That poor kid.. Teen mom, of course. And look at those clothes... those people can't take care of children!"
It fucking drives me insane.
But now we're going a little offtopic I think.
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Reading some of these has reminded me of when my god daughter, Lottie, was about 3, one of her favorite things to do when she and her mum came to visit me, was to go to the store next to my house and get some orange juice and sweets to eat. So this one time I go on ahead with Lottie pick up what she wanted, and we are waiting in line to pay when her mum turns up too. Lottie, seeing her mum wander in exclaims loudly "Look, I've got juice!" then even louder, while pointing to the biggest bottle of Vodka I have ever seen behind the shop counter "Mummy's juice!"
Needless to say there were a lot of disapproving glares from other shoppers, but I was too busy trying to hide the fact I was crying from laughing so hard to notice too many of those!
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I don't have any embaressing stories of my own yet but I do of a few of my co-workers.
Last year a co-worker took her son to watch fire works when a woman in a burka covering everything but her eyes walked by and her son jumped up and pointed and excitedly yelled "Mommy, monny, LOOK! a Ninja!"
A friend of mine with her son who was about 6 called up a cab to go shopping. When they hopped in the Man driving was wearing a Turbin and her son was absolutely amazed. "wow mommy, look a Genie"
your telling me my two year old son was with me and my sister one day when we went to check out our new goodwill when we went to check out he was upset cause she was scaning the toy he wanted next thing i know my sister is holding him hes crying then screaming at the woman checking us out and he says "your a bitch" i was like oh my god he didnt everyone looked at me and she said did he just say what i think he said. i was like unfortunately yes. oi :/
