I've maintained for years that Mania almost always sucks with the exception of 3-4 of them.
I don't understand what some of you people want from them either. Is there a match so far that no one saw coming? Personally I had hoped forPunk/Rock and Cena/Taker, but it was obviosu how this was going to go.
Clearly the IWC isn't a barometer on what to do because when all the Internet darlings held belts it did nothing for ratings or attendance.
Why?
Simple: The IWC are the people that bitch the most and spend the least on the product. The IWC torrents the PPV's or watches the illegal streams .
WE has announced that Paul Bearer, real name William Moody, passed away earlier Tuesday evening, March 5th.
Moody, born on April 10th 1958, was better known as a professional wrestler and manager, working under the names Paul Bearer and Percival Pringle III. He was known for his time in World Class Championship Wrestling (WCCW) and World Wrestling Federation, where he most famously began managing the Undertaker in 1991. No reports as to what caused his death have been released.
WWE posted the following statement on their website:
"WWE is saddened to learn of the passing of William Moody, aka Paul Bearer. Moody made his WWE debut in 1991 as the manager of The Undertaker and went on to become a memorable part of WWE over the course of the next 20 years.
Our deepest condolences go out to Moody’s family, friends and fans."
The Miz vs. Wade Barrett (IC championship)
The Miz becomes new IC champion. After that, members of Aces and Eights beat the living shit out of him.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
What in the fucking hell did fag-dagoo do to deserve a spot at wrestlmania?
Jericho wins.
WWE Tag Team Championship
Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
Again, what the fuck did Big E. do to deserve a spot at 'Mania? Hell No wins.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show
The Shield wins. Orton becomes a heel. Connor O'Brien, Corey Graves, PAC and Xavier Woods join Shield and attacks show and sheamus.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
Piss break match. who the fuck cares.
World Heavyweight Championship
Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
Del Rio retains because of Swagger's fuck up. After the match, Swagger destroys Del Rio. Ziggler cashes MITB, tries to beat Del Rio, but he ends up tapping to the armbar, thus completing Dolph Zigger as a jobber.
No Holds Barred
Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
*If Triple H loses, his career is over
See Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker
There were rumors about this match ending up in a dq. Punk would get the victory. But all things must come to an end.
CM Punk for the pin.
WWE Championship
The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
Predictable match is predictable. cena wins the title.
After the post match celebration, Aces and Eights attack both The Rock and Cena. Out comes THE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BULLY RAY. Destroys both cena and rock. Bully Ray then cuts a promo about how he's disgusted with the current state of the wwe as been for the past year. Bull Ray stomps on the rock and cena. both of them are bleeding in the face.
Bully Ray then directs his attention to Vince McMahon, HHH, Stephanie McMahon and the rest of the wwe locker room that
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at March 26, 2013, 07:03pm
*updated card*
Brodus Clay, Tensai, Cameron and Naomi vs Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Only person who have talents than the fat fuck dinosaur and a wannabe Japanese is Naomi. Not saying much about Cameron since she's one of those divas jobbers.
I am always amused at people on the internet putting down the "IWC," completely oblivious to the fact that if you're on here, you're part of the IWC.
Anyway, considering Aces & Eights consists of WWE rejects and midcarders, it'd pretty funny to watch them take over anything in the WWE. It'd be like watching 3MB beat everyone down...if 3MB added Val Venis and Gene Snitsky to its ranks.
Don't get me wrong, btw. I am not defending tonight's disaster of a PPV. In fact, I've stopped watching wrestling since January after the Rumble, when it became obvious Cena was going to win the title last night.
I just find it funny to see members of the IWC somehow thinking they're above the IWC.
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I've been a wrestling fan since 1979 and I have internet access, but I don't consider myself IWC because my days and nights do not revolves around me making memes about how much Cena sucks or how Brett rates everything 4/10.
I complain publicly very little by comparison of the other smarks I see
If you're on the internet, talking about wrestling, you're part of the Internet Wrestling Community. You may not be the mayor, but you certainly live in the neighborhood.
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