Waitress With A Rifle

I spend most of my days sat in bed; reading, writing, designing, doodling or lurking the net. My ultimate aim involves being a published and respected author, but I’ll always dabble elsewhere. I like learning new things and I’m currently studying autodidactically, after deciding the mainstream education system wasn’t giving me the opportunities I wanted, and perhaps deserved. I live in Bath, England, which is a beautiful city with rich history and a wonderful appreciation for the arts.

I don’t put much value on possessions--the only material things I couldn’t go without are my books, and my laptop. Books have taught me how to be alone and I value my solitude immensely, I have never felt more comfortable in anyone’s company than I am in my own. I don’t go out of my way to socialize offline, but don’t think I’m a miserable recluse. I have my grumpy moments, but I’m generally friendly and optimistic.

I live on comedy panel shows, tea, and malted milk biscuits. I named my little brother after a member of Busted. I hardly ever finish what I started and I can procrastinate for England. I like surprising people, and I like to be surprised.

I have a cat called Spencer Reid and a bearded dragon named Amelius. I could talk about beardies all day. Mine even has his own twitter account.

My name is Chloe, and I've never been much of a rodent.

“We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.” ~ Charles Bukowski

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