Im Myke, thats right with a Y, So dont go confusing me with other mikes, that might be sleeping on your couch, cause that isnt me. i am me, not you.I would like to Avoiding MOst of YOu People at all costs. goodness some of you scare me.
And if your about to ask me if i drew things on my profile yeah... its drawn by me. I think ive said that a few times.
I found a Purple Crayon in my pocket named him Gary. And I love him, I love you Gary.
I had to glue my shoes back together again its such a pain.
I don't have a star on my belly.
I AM not A CUPCAKE!
Well, I had this really traumatic experience when I was fifteen. I got shrunk and I had to live in a thimble, and let me tell you that it was hard. The food was plentiful and all, but the attack of the rats got to be a bit much.
We're so trendy we cant even escape ourselves.
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall
I Really like to listen to music on my Stereo, You know speakers in wooden boxes, Not plastic mind you that would be fake and just a joke to music.
Also I'm Building A Rocket Because Ive been fixing to go to the moon, on an account of which i have never ever been their, so if you have any tin foil you'd like to donate that would be great. or have any experience in this area let me know. I hear the word is on the street that having a shiny hat helps out a lot. rocket fuel would be good to have, so if you see any at like a swapmeet, or like on craigs list for cheap or fair trade, email me. sure it sounds crazy.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower, Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna, Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I'm thinking of opening my own Trebuchet Manufacturing Company because you really do not see any of them anymore and i think that it is a dieing art that should not be lost.
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering
Using Lawn darts as weapons to hunt space invaders.
If you know me you know i like to skip my way to the mail box, which is weird if your looking my way cause then i get shy about it, so dont look at me.
I have a pet glass frog named money, he holds my spare change, I also enjoy fireworks that go boom, so if you would like to loose a finger or two im sure we can work something out. ..
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
I Like to Draw things that im not really sure i know what are half the time so if you know it would be great if you could tell me what they are. I also like to stomp around in my big red boots so i would totally watch out if i were you.
I like Pencil Sharpeners, Secondhand Shopping, Dumpster Diving, Spoons, Duct Tape, Bikes, Air Cooled Cars, Powerpuff Girls, Painting, The Kolor Red, Pac man, The Happy Poster Project and Creatures in my Head.
I love Listing to musica louder then you.
I like Longboarding and loosing my mind on a daily basis.
I enjoy eating glue, running with sisors.
I have my own website @ www.Penguinsinthetub.com that is slowly growing with my art creations, Penguins in the tub started out as just a few hand drawings in pencil and ink. When scanned to a computer they came to life as soon as color was added. The artwork itself is drawn and then digitally edited. It started out as just a few. And then there were more and more until it transformed into what it is today. Each piece can take anywhere between 3- 6 hours from start to finish. A lot more editing is done on the newer works, as the coloring methods have evolved into what you see on a new peice of art.
If you like my art check out my website or add me to your social networks where you can see updates and new art.
Dislikes
Wall Mart, Large Amounts of water, Baked Potatoes,Your American SUV, clowns, mainstream advertising, Light Beer, Television, Rednecks, hicks, jocks and cops. The mall, Your arrogant use of I-Tunes, Windows media player, Your Stock Dell, Hp. Trendy Mac Pricks. twilight. rap music, The Headphones that came with your ipod.
"I mean, nobody talks about anything anymore. They just regurgitate everything they see on TV, or hear on the radio or watch on the web. When was the last time you had a real conversation with someone without somebody texting or looking at a screen or a monitor over your head? You know, a conversation about something that wasn't celebrities, gossip, sports, or pop politics. You know, something important, something personal."
Favorite Music
I like a lot of different Music, I have over a thousand albums in my collection. Again Albums not songs, I do not believe in owning two songs off an album that was meant to played as a whole. I almost always have music playing in the back ground to what ever i am doing. I spend a lot of time on the computer being a digital artist so naturally i like the music while i work to take me to special place while i draw and create.
I don't follow curent music trends, so don't ask, I don't listen to the radio, watch Tv, so I have no idea what shitty popular music artists sound like, and frankly I do not give a shit.
"I wish I was a super-genius inventor and could come up with a way to make a telephone into an explosive device that was triggered by the "American Superstarz" voting number. The battery could explode and leave a mark on the face, so I could know who to avoid talking to before they even talked. And I could look and say, "Hm, no you're gonna be saying anything that's going to add any value to my life."
"I'm too good for a karaoke contest that makes stars out of people with no talent. They have good pitch... they're relatively clean, they're non-threatening to little girls and old ladies, they have the ability to stand in line with a stadium full of other desperate and confused people, but I assure you they are talent-free."
My Favorited band is blind melon, Not that you would listen to something so underrated to be called a one hit wonder..
I listen to a lot of grunge, Alternativeness music from the 90s was something amazing. I like Select metal bands, screaming constantly at the top of your lungs because you can for an hour is less then impressive to me. what happened to singing? you might was well be a rap artist. I like a little bit of punk, ska, garage rock, Some industrial, some goth, a tiny bit of symphonic metal. As well as Polka, Swing, Ragtime, Anything i can practice my square dancing to.
Recent Tracks
Top Tracks
My Top Artists
Top Weekly Artist
These Charts are from my Last.Fm Profile.. Which means most of everything is scobbled from something i was listing to music on, So i might have been in a certain mood for something or even exploring new things, so judge what type of person I am from that, I dare you.. You can't even Understand iTunes.. so go back to using Kazza and Bearshare, and YouTube.
Cool profile man.
I agree with you on Blind Melon. They had such a promising future, it's such a shame he overdosed.
Live everyday as your last. Embrace every waking moment, jump at every opportunity and treat all life with reverence. Find peace within yourself and let your spirit fly. Then and only then will you find the true essence of tranquillity of the soul.
ADD FRIEND
ADD FAVORITE
ADD TO SHITLIST
ADD TO CULT
BLOCK USER
REPORT USER
Aislin 
0