Post Rapture Looting
THE RAPTURE IS HERE!
THE END IS NEAR!
"For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights;
and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth."
:Genesis 7:4
Harold Egbert Camping is a Christian radio broadcaster and president of Family Radio.
He calculates May 21 is exactly 7,000 years from the date of the Noah's Ark flood. In his book 'Time Has an End' Camping writes,
"The year 391 B.C. is the year when the Old Testament was finished. that means,
2,011 + 391 - 1 = 2,401, or 7 x 7 x 7 x 7."
There you have it.
"And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months:
and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. "
:Revelation 9:5
On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire.
When everyone is gone and god's not looking, we need to pick up some sweet stereo equipment, beer, pop tarts, hot chicks and maybe some new furniture for the mansion we're going to squat in for 5 months.
Stupidity like this is much appreciated. 
JOIN US!
Or you'll regret!
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Reviews:
May 31, 2011, 11:21pm
So on the date of the supposed Rapture, I was at a Pagan Unity Festival. Now he changed the date to October 21, which is my birthday. Is someone trying to send me a message?
Review By:
flames_of_amber
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May 20, 2011, 11:10pm
hahahahaha Ya'll are freaking great.
I'll be joining Jess in Japan. We be eatin sushi in a mansion! PARTY IT UP YA'LL
Review By:
xXSweetXxAssassinXx
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May 20, 2011, 03:09pm
YES IT IS TRUE
I WILL ARISE FROM THE OCEAN OF BLOOD AND MAKE THE SKIES RAIN FIRE. I AM THE LORD OF TERROR, SATURDAY, WILL BE A JOYFUL DAY FOR HELL. AND JESUS? FUCK DAT NIGGA, BEAT HIM AT CHESS LAST NIGHT!
Review By:
DIABLO
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May 19, 2011, 01:14pm
i'm not sure it's happening, but poptarts, stereos AND chicks.... count me in.  )
Review By:
krisfinzel25252525
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May 18, 2011, 06:26pm
The funniest part about this is that on this date, I'm going to be at a Pagan Unity Festival.
Review By:
flames_of_amber
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May 18, 2011, 12:11pm
I plan on just taking over an entire building of penthouses and rich people apartments in NYC, that city has everything i'll ever need. get me some guns, some big dogs, a mountain lion, and just take everything i need from the stores and homes around the city.
Review By:
AvaSinistra
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May 18, 2011, 09:55am
Just get me some fuckin S'mores and Wildberry Poptarts and Almond Breeze and I'll be okay xDD haha
Review By:
xxpsychotickatiexx
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May 18, 2011, 04:03am
Can I have Anderson Cooper? Also, Im taking the world supply of pizza burritos, fuck all yall. 
Review By:
sisterofadown
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May 18, 2011, 12:52am
I just want some god damn hot pockets. Is that so much to ask?! 
Review By:
m0anax
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May 17, 2011, 09:39pm
Xx_razor_heart_xX obviously has no sense of humor
but just for reference, i call Japan and the Mediterranian
Review By:
Xcirquedufreak95X
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