Ugh, I hate having to define myself in a tiny box. There is no way you can capture a whole person in a box. Unless it's a really big box. With bars. And possibly a net of some sort. Maybe a tiny net, cuz it's a net and it's tiny. Although I guess taking a picture of someone also captures them in a box. Or maybe a fridge box...those are pretty big. You could totally capture someone in a fridge box. When you were a kid did you play with fridge boxes? I think you could make a pretty damn sweet fort out of a fridge box. Wait, what was the question again? Anywho...Steve I am, kinda like Sam I am, but silly rabbit, I do not like green eggs and ham. As you could tell from above hopefully, my name is Steve. I'm an artist, surprise surprise. i'm going to college for Fashion Design in September. I model a bit on the side for fun. at the moment i've been building my portfolio. i have no plans of doing it professionally. just as a fun outlet of creativity. I've had 3 goals for modeling. One of which was work with futurstate clothing. I've now accomplished that, and am now Interning at the futurstate studio in toronto, so next time you order something from the site, or get something at a store or trade show, chances are i've had some part in making it. My other goals are being in gothic beauty, and modeling for Plastikwrap. I've Also I've done the artwork for a choice theory/psychology book called "Spinning your Wheels" which got published last summer, and I am currently waiting for another book to be finished to do the artwork for that also. I used to work at a tattoo shop doing the occasional tattoo here or there, but now i just design them for customers when i stop by to help out. i now have 8 tattoos (one being a work in progress half sleeve with a nature vs. technology theme) as well as my lip and both nipples pierced, and i am planning to some surface piercings done in the form of a corset along my arm.
I don't smoke drink or do drugs, i grew up around them all my life, but decided on not making them a part of mine. I'm a huge smart-ass, very cynical, and love making people laugh.... Although I usually get beat for my sarcasm. I'm a very happy person, who leads a relatively happy existence, thats not to say i haven't had a lot of shit go on in my life, i just put it past me and move on. because life is what you make of it. Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. I have a special little book that i carry around with me everywhere i go, filled with little tidbits of comedy i think of, so i can write it down. In a couple of months i think i may go and try an open mic night at a comedy club and give a shot at that as something to do. Other than all that, I can't think of anything else to say about myself so read ahead if you like.
Likes
Remember back in the day(which was a Tuesday by the way, little fun fact) when you were a kid, or perhaps older, when you used to go to a grocery store for cereal, and it had awesome prizes?? I mean, actual awesome prizes like little stuffed animals, or cool twisty straws for your milk, so when you drank it, it spiraled and what-not, or the ultimate prize ever...................... COLOUR CHANGE SPOONS!! colour change spoons were the shit, and you didn't even care what the cereal was, it could've been whole wheat weetabix with laxative extract. And you still would have screamed "I WANT IT!!! GET ME THAT STUFF NOWWWWWWW!" Until you blew your parents eardrums out of their skulls, or they gave up and succumbed to demands. Me and my brother used to get our own box "to stop the fights" caused between who got the wonderful cereal prize, but it didn't matter if we got our own box or not, my brother would always get the BETTER COLOR SPOON. I'd pull mine out and it would be like a....manure brown, and turn into like a....mellow yellow or something. and I'd be happy as shit, warming in the splendor created by my magnificent manure brown spoon.... But then my brother would pull his out and it would hum and glow neon blue like a fucking lightsaber...And when it hit the milk it would turn into a spectrum of colors the human mind couldn't possibly begin to comprehend...Its like viewing the lord in spoon form. So being the older bro, and being the excellent negotiator that I am, I try to scam him outta his "cooler" spoon. "hey james, i know you like manure brown...Wanna trade?" he would say no, and despite getting our own magical prize each, fights would erupt anyways, and he'd always get hurt and mom would yell "WHATS GOING ON IN THERE???? STOP FIGHTING OR I'LL COME IN THERE" and she'd always come in and you'd bullshit your way outta it "he fell"........"why is your hand print on his face like you pimp-slapped him??"......."he fell and i tried catching him, and his face hit my hand...i swear, if anything we should stop all the accusations and congratulate me for trying to save his fragile young life" and all of that came about from a cool neon spoon.....ALL I'M SAYING IS I SORELY MISS THOSE DAYS, AND COMPANIES SHOULD REINSTATE THE COOL PRIZES SO THAT ONE DAY I MAY RELIVE THOSE AMAZING MEMORIES..... On a less rambling note.. silk boxers are heavenly. I have a theory if every man wore silk boxers, there would be no war, cuz there is NO WAY you can wear these things and stay mad for long. its like club med for the balls......when people actually take the time to read my profile, instead of just looking at the pictures, and when people leave comments. reading, drawing, nature, anything Egyptian, i have a slight obsession with cats. and a MAJOR obsession with gummi worms, bears, etc. the Pillsbury doughboy (that thing kills me) JTHM, happy noodle boy, mark ryden, tattoos, piercings,soft biting, my nintendo DS. i absolutely love going to clubs, dancing, and trying to find new music. i'm always trying to broaden my horizons music-wise
Dislikes
just recently I've realized that there happens to be a lot of elitism in the Gothic subculture which happens to bother me, maybe I'm reading into it too much..but when you go to clubs and stuff you always here people complaining about insignificant things. I'll be walking and hear "look at that whore wearing those falls, they look so horrible. I would never be caught dead wearing those" or "look at that girl's big boots, did daddy's allowance buy them for you?.... FUCK YOU, you elitist pieces of shit. is your life so unfulfilled that you have to go around and put other people down or not give them the time of day to attempt to even get to know them because they're not "hardcore" enough for you?? i don't give a fuck if you had the same boots as another girl 2 years ago. stop being a petty prick and try to treat people with a little respect.all I'm saying is its not hard to treat someone nicely, and if you end up thinking they're a douche, it still doesn't justify being an asshole about it, just ignore it and move on with your life. its not difficult in the least. other stuff i dislike in no particular order are: homophobia, bad hair days,shitty eyeliner, sunburn, burnt toast, the fact that they wont give any trix to the rabbit....stupid fucking kids think they're to good to share with a talking rabbit, i hope the easter bunny shits on your bed, and sticks an egg up your ass, lets see how the easter egg hunt goes then mother fuckers...! think I've rambled on enough as it is, so if you've read this far, congrats, and I thank you very much.
Favorite Music
Jack Off Jill
Ayria
Emilie autumn
Alice in videoland
Heimataerde
Velvet Acid Christ
Icon of Coil
Lamb of God
Rasputina
massive attack and tricky
Switchblade Symphony
Unter Null
Porcelain and the tramps
Hocico
Tenacious D
The Birthday Massacre
Psyclon nine
Busdriver
skinny puppy
orgy
Kidney Thieves
Collide
Wumpscunt
KMFDM
The White Stripes
busdriver
VNV Nation
Ozomatli
Outkast
The list goes on but you can gather the genres I like from the bands listed above I hope...
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