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WARNING OF DOOM!

I LOST!

Hello.
My name is Ashley. It's very nice to meet you.

I'm a simple creature who likes simple things. Sparkles, for example. I just can't get enough sparkles...

My favorite foods include salsa and chips, shrimp, and cheesecake...but not mixed together.

I like candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, and good conversations that last all night long. OH BABY!

I don't like movies, but I love listening to movie commentaries. The ones for Star Wars and Pixar movies are the best.

I run the Thespian Club; which, by the way, is wallowing in failure and apathy thanks to my mismanagment. Hoorah!

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS!

ORANGES!

DICTIONARIES!

And, in conclusion, my final answer is green.

She Walks In Beauty
by George Gordon, Lord Byron

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impaired the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

Another win for the Irken army. Clean, lemony-fresh victory is mine!

"A lot of people enjoy Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. It is a favorite among adjective-lovers." Rob Cockerham

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Zim: I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from…inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my…belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!!!