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Join the drones... ... Felix the Enigmatic demands it! Sex: female Age: 14 Location: Spiraling Down, Somewhere in the Ether, United States Member since: July 16, 2007 Account: Free Account Occupation: God, part 2 ADD FRIEND ADD FAVORITE ADD TO SHITLIST ADD TO CULT BLOCK USER REPORT USER

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In the style of the famous, I've decided to pen a long and involved profile. THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME 1. I am Lauren. 2. I am wildly opinionated, but... 3. I am mind-numbingly shy. 4. I am terrified of spiders, hairbrushes, normality, and stinging insects, namely wasps. 5. Real men don't wear pink, they wear makeup. 6. I write lists. 7. I'm indecisive. 8. I can't afford the clothes I would like, so I'm restlessly trapped in what I like to call TTT apathy fashion. (Tripp/Tee Teen apathy... bore.) 9. I am 2% perfectionism and 99% sugar. Yes, that does equal 101%. I'm marvelous like that. 10. I am a proudly inept failure, especially at computers. Before we proceed a mere inch farther, you should know something. I'm NOT going to comment you unless you comment first. If you're a premium and you catch me looking bloody sh*tloads at your profile, I'm not a cyber-rapist, I just find you interesting. I swear there's only a 32% chance I'm giving a detailed psycho-analysis. And if I am, I promise every message won't end in 'And how do you feel about that?' Oh yeah. Listen to the band Romanticide, they deserve love. Hmm... I obsess over anime and manga, dabble in everything, and am skilled at nothing. I'm a bit smarter than your average 'Raven', meaning I'm not going to go by some ridiculous conformity thing. I am acceptant, nay PROUD that I listen to some notoriously 'un-gothy' music, i.e. Gorillaz, Panic! at the Disco, and... *gasp!* the occasional dose of ever-wistful Nickelback! See-- no bats are swooping down, intent on taking my eyes out.

Music, of course. Reading, writing. People who still have the slightest sense of being well-mannered. The Cult_of_Felix! Best cult...ever. Recruiting more weirdos/freaks/etc. to VampireFreaks. Envisioning myself on reality shows and laughing accordingly.

Pigs who feel the need to categorize everyone into a single word, people who make strange assumptions about things like religious tendencies or fetishes or similar. People who are 'sooooooo hardcore!' People who are *allegedly* Satanist. Noveau EMO, or the contrived, watered down, sub-subculture obsessed with social wrist-slitting and commercially available nonconformity. Pop rock, for the most part. Possibly you. Emotions getting in the way. Excessive chatspeak. BEAUTY CULT INVITES! FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'VE BEEN ON ALMOST A YEAR AND I HAVE NO PICTURES! So help me God, I will not post pictures for a horde of vain, brain-cell deficient, demons!

It's just hopeless. Industrial...Gothic...Metal... Pretty much everything.

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