You wouldn't know common sense if it came up and tickled your minge.
Status: I'd rock out with my cock out, but it's so damn big you'd trip up on it...mm jizz
Sex: female Age: 22 Location: Oxfordshire,
United Kingdom
Member since: August 06, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Bisexual Occupation: A sexual Guru or so I'm told o_0
Hi. My name isn't on my profile for a good reason...I tell people I have spoken to my name as a point of recognition. Those who add me to their friends list without speaking to me can keep me on their lists and I'll probably get round to deleting them all at some point in the future when I can be bothered. Until then, enjoy the silence. I'm not online all the time, even if my profile says I am. I rarely sit in front of my computer to network, and any period of silence I don't mean, I'm just busy. I have had a lot of flack for that lately, please be patient with me. I'm quite aggressive when I want to be, and yes, rather naughty too. I have a few kinks, though that is only up for discussion if you know me or have at least raised the subject to geniunely chat about. Baring in mind, just because I have fetishes and am open with the subject of sex, doesn't mean I want to ride all of you studs out there =P I have been through enough in life to tell myself "enjoy it while you can". Yeah, I used to be a whiny little shit like a lot of you out there but come on, grow up? I grew out of the whole apathetic thing when I was about 14, and now there are people who are 18/19 acting like it...STOP! And get a life please, because I will tell you now, no one's going to hand one ready-made for you on a plate. Spark a spliff, crack a can of beer, and party on til tomorrow! =D IF YOU REMOVE THIS PLEASE CREDIT PRINTEDEXISTENCE SOMEWHERE VISIBLE IN THE LAYOUT!IF YOU REMOVE THIS PLEASE CREDIT PRINTEDEXISTENCE SOMEWHERE VISIBLE IN THE LAYOUT!don't click this link...
Likes
Tattoos, Music, Sexual endeavours, smoking funny things, Drinking, generally having a laugh, and dicking about with the lads...just a tip; don't rip a For Sale sign out of someone's garden and take it home use as a spanking paddle... Also love kinkyness of most kinds (learning about it and trying it), how do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it eh? I like my boobs, and I like my big arse, if your looking for an ironing board or some skinny emo scum then try somewhere else please, I have no time for people with a skeleton fetish.
Dislikes
Most likely you. Whoever you are. j/k, I dislike txt language, I dislike being pressured, I dislike clingyness, I dislike people who think banter is flirting...please stop thinking with your dick, your brain'll get lonely!
Favorite Music
MSI, Muse, Tool, Wishbone Ash, The Birthday Massacre, Fluffy