doublehelix_

				Oh shit. I have an opinion. I don't care about your stupid "elite" cults and all that bullshit. Nobody's elite on the internet, grow up. I cannot stress the following enough. Vampires do not exist. Zombies do not exist. I don't care if you kissed a girl and liked it, I refuse to touch anything with a vagina. Cheese is not cool. Monkeys are not random and Cookies are for fat people. Cake is for those who don't care about their arteries. Hello kitty is a joke. 'Rawr' does not qualify you as being a dinosaur. You did not "kill the prom queen". I doubt you "wear Prada". I will not "bring you the horizon. Your obsession with Gloomy Bear is a fucking joke. You've probably never seen gore. Get over Japan, they don't want another weaboo. You're not plastic. You're not flawless. You're not a bitch. You're not unique. You wouldn't admit to being a slut, and unless you qualified from medical school you're not a nurse. Take off your fucking respirator, your house shouldn't have asbestos. I smoke, I drink and I swear. I eat meat and I'm pro-choice. I don't support gay marriage on the basis of love, I'd be happy to explain why. Oh and I support the troops, not the war. I'm Christopher and yeah, I'm aware of how angsty I sound, and euw, I'm gay.