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Gay Bacon and the look of "Really?" I may have... not...put soap in your milk... why do you ask? This may be my Im evily sexy face... or this may be my Im not pleased face.... pick one om nom nom nom BABIES! and my hair goes ~?~ http://soundcloud.com/the_zard_one Bored Portrait/drawing i did
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Sex: male
Age: 23
Location: middel of nowhere, Michigan, United States
Orientation: Straight
In a relationship with: masked69child
Rating: 9.81
Rating points: 677
Member since: July 30, 2005
Last logged in: May 26, 2012, 07:04am
Occupation: Film Maker/Artist
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 69 people
Latest Journal Entry: soo bored...   April 08, 2012, 02:21am

Profile:
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Who am I?
Well i am a series of different things that cannot be described in a couple sentences like most of the breathing masses on this site.


I am an artist of many different forms. I range from random scribbles on a piece of paper,
untitled PS Painting
To Comics,
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To my more recent venture, videos



Also in the last 3 years, Studio Th1rt3en was born to house all my comic and videos. We teamed up with a couple other indie studios over at www.aedfilms.com where you can read Spike and Hoodie comics, See my latest videos, and read my rants and reviews.

As for this bit, this is the same quiz I have used for years on my profile... its a little misguided or "retarded" in some areas but it does fill in a lot of information that otherwise i would never of wrote up.

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Tell the world who you are survey (160+ questions)
Created by shakido and taken 12784 times on Bzoink
Basics
Name: Herbert Holt...
Nick Name(s): Lee, Zard, Audio, and saddly sometime DJ Z O... >..>
Birthday: NO.... ^.^ 1989... thats all you get nosey fuckers
Age: 20
Age you wish you were: *shrugs* that counts as a number, right?
Gender: Male
Birthplace: Garden City Michigan
Current Location: Still in the middle of nowhere, Michigan
Eye Color: Hazel
Haircolor: Dark Brown and red.. O.o this is supposed to be natural?
Height: 6 foot even
Righty/Left?Ambidextrous: Ambidextrous.... i can draw on you with both hands bitch!
Sexuality: Straight....... I Om nom noms the vaginal facinity :P
What grade are you in: Out of school, HS graduate back in 07
Zodiac Sign: umm.. Aries... sorry had to care for a second.
Do You
Smoke: DEATH!
Swear: FUCK you ASS hole CUNT face mother FUCKER! ^.^
Sing: only out of sever sleep depravation
Drink: occasionaly
Want to go to College: Been there done that... just not my thing
Want to get Married: sure i guess... i take life as it comes at me
Belive in yourself: All depends on the day.. usually if something is uploaded to my youtube that means i belive ^.^
Think you are Attractive: Meh
Get along with your parents: double Meh
Like thunderstorms: mmm... they do special things to me ^.^
Play an instrument: Several... just not well
If yes, what one(s): Guitar, Percusion, Keyboard, turn tables :D
Consider yourself tolerant of others: As long as their not complete idiots i can stand them for long periods of times
Trust others easily: ..... no... -.-
Physical
Whad do you like most about your body: Hands.. they are the most versitile
Least: jiggle -.-
Are you a health freak: no
Your heritage: Irish, Scotish, welsh
Favorites
Food: om nom nom in my mouth... usually chicken legs or fajitas
Place to eat: taco hell, coney island, that mexican place in town i cant remember the name of.. fuck
Person: cant say i have "favorites"
Drink: mm, cherry cola ^.^
Band/Singer: A Perfect Circle still has a powerful grasp over me
Music Genre: Rock, Industrial, Metal, Trip Hop
Color: Dark Green
TV Show: Dont really watch a lot of tv any more... umm, does Myth count?
Sexual Fantaasy: WEEEEEEEEEeeeee
Turn on: girls of the darker life styles :)
Season: fall... worst season on my allergies.. fall
Weather: just after its rained before the sun drys it up in the summer
Late night activity: i live at night
Animal: lizard ^.=.^
Have you ever
Had sex: Da
Drank alcohol: DA
Thought about committing suicide: *stabs self in artery with pen* oh.. hi... >..>
Cut yourself, on purpose: no.. on accident though... to may scars to hide my clumsy stupidity >.<
Had surgery: plenty
Been out of the country: canadia doesnt count.. so no
Played strip poker: played strip rock band.. that was entertaining :P
Want to (again): not really
Slept with someone of the opp sex, that isn't related to you, wo having sex: yes... cuddle :)
Kissed the same sex: no
Dated the same sex: noo
Done anything sexual with the same sex: i think weve come to a fine conclusion of no.. get over your self perv XD
Been betrayed: many a time
Killed an animal on accident: suicidal road bunnies >..>
On purpose: nope
Been on Radio/TV: yes.... im a media whore ^.^
Danced in the rain: want to.. cant dance... so i flaid wildly in the rain ^.^
Had a reoccurring dream: yes
If is; do describe: it involves fire.. the mpaa building and cadilacs
Yes/No
Have you colored your hair: yes, Green
Have any tattoos: no.. in process of getting those
If yes; where: -
Cook: ish
Talk to yourself: no i dont (yes you do) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Have actual conversations with yourself: when im bored?
Sleep walk: yes
Snore: probably
Name one thing you're obsessed with: halo multiplayer >..>
Fall sleep better with the TV/Radio on: no
Take walks in the rain: if its warm out
Do you wish it were more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a boy out: yes, but ive been told my akwardness of asking is a sure way to get a date >.> who knew? :P
In the past month
Drank alcohol: no
Smoked: ewww.. death
Been on drugs: no
Gone on a date: no :(
Eaton an entire box of Oreos yourself: i want fucking cookies O.O
Eaten sushi: mmm, no :(
Been on stage: nope.. we need a stage....
Been dumped: nope ^.^
Gone skinny dipping: its december... thats a huge no and my balls are now angry at you >..>
(ever gone skinny dipping): yes, couple of times
Stolen Anything: >.> maybeh..
Been called a tease: *shrugs*
Regret something you did: some
Regret something you didn't do: yes
This/That
Soda or Coffee: soda
Coffee or Cappuccino: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: noms
Briefs/Pantis or Boxers(on yourself): ... noms? Boxer Briefs
Spandex or Shorts(on yourself): pants -.-
Skateboarding or Blading: car ^.^
Taken or Single(currently): currently taken :)
Windows or Macintosh or Unix(Linux): Windows.. fuck mac
Loner or Group(on average preferred): loner
Passive or Aggressive: both
Optimistic or Pessimistic: realist
Pepsi or Coke: gulp
McDonald's or Burger King: nom nom nom, gimme
Single or group Dates: never really been on said group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gimme?
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: green is pretty ^.^
Favorite Hair Color: black or red
Short or Long hair: long
height: some where shorter then myself
Body Type: avarage
Best clothing style: darker life styles perfered ^.^
Number of Piercings: dont care.. as long as i dont have to see the needle.. hate needles >..>
Number of Tattoos: how ever many she wants.. not my choice to make :P
Glasses: are fun i guess
Party hopper or more stay at home: in between
Relationships
Currently have a crush: DA
If yes; what's their name: Kaila
Do you dream about your crush: on occasion
What do you find most remantic: its been years and you've yet to change "RE" to to "Ro" you ree ree -.-
Do you consider your significant other hot: Very
Who pays: It all depends... i like not to be a jerk, but i dont have any sort of this cash flow thing
Holding hands is: adored ^.^
Do you like watching the sunrise/set with you sig other: meh.. i guess, light and i havent been friends in years...
Had a stalker: several.. o.O
Are YOU the stalker: only if im fucking with someone ^.^
Miss someone right now: yesh
Biggest turn off: smoking
Should they be willing to give you a back rub at almost any time: be nice... but no
Would they play with your hair: i dont enjoy having my hair played with or touched...
Kisses
Do you like kissing: is this reall a question? ... no.. i dispise the thought of it... wtf >..<
Do you only kiss one person on the lips: nope i kiss several on their elbows o.o
If so who: om nom nom
Do you prefer tongue or no tongue: both
Where is the best place to be kissed on your body: *shrugs*
Worst place: i would have to say the ass for both parties.. you never go ass to mouth randel
Last person who
Turned you on: Kaila
Made you laugh: .... *shrugs*
Laughed at your joke(s): kaila
Made you cry: lung.. ass hate lung
Brightened your day: *shrugs* i really cant recall
You saw a movie with: oh wow... i think it was with angel when Sweeny Todd came out.. holy crap O.O
Emotions
What makes you cry your heart out: wait... i have emotions.. when did this happen?
Do tears make eyes look pretty: no... they make you look sad... wtf
What do you do when you're angry: hulk cunt punt?
What makes you happy: making videos then having people actually watch them >..>
What/who makes you smile uncontrollably: at the moment.. kaila
Who cheers you up more than anyone else: see above for answer...
Miscellaneous
Your weakness: lip >..>
Your biggest fear: hieghts
Your perfect pizza: mmmm.. om nom nom
Goal you would like to achieve this year: Make a film that a lot of people watch and enjoy
Your most overused phrase/word on an instant messenger: >.<
Thoughts first waking up: why am i up?
Your bedtime: when i feel it nessicery to fall on my bed
Your most missed memory: going out and having fun with friends
Have any pets: several... fish named fish... hyper ADD dog murph, JuJU is a big cute fluff ball... and dutches is disgusting >..>
Who's the person you talk to the most online: Shawnn and or kaila
Who are you on the phone most with: kaila
Who do you trust the most: murphy... >.< ok no.. that dog is trouble
Who listens to your problems most: i dont talk about those.. ever
Who do you fight with the most: ... murphy?
Name someone's arems you feel safest in: what are arems? this sounds forign!
And Finally
Was this quiz pointless or did it allow you to tell everyone more about you: both.. seeing as this is the forth time im using it to go on my profile :P
You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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bloody Kat licking a cat, argument INVALID!
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Dislikes:
Hatred is reserved for those few coincided morons out there who get in my way and think THEY are living gods or something to that effect.... i can deal with annoying people, but the a fore mentioned must die... if only i could find my ultimate cannon of superior doom.
Favorite Music:
My musical has varied through a few genres over the years. One day i could be listening to a remix of Celldweller, the next i could be listening to a mix of Gorillaz and Sirenia in me play list. Genres I do tend to like though are Various forms of metal, Trip Hop, Trance, Industrial in general,darker rock.

Usually if its dark, has a good beat and melody or bass, and has the subtle undertones of insanity ill like it.

Here is the original band list i made when i first made my VF, I'll update it eventually: system of a down, linkin park, the offspring, chevelle, god smack, disturbed, kidneytheives, slip knot, opiat for the masses, Negative flood cycle, HIM, evanescence, a perfect circle/tool, ozzy/black sabbath, cky, cradle of filth, rob zombie/ white zombie, atrocity, clutch, cold, kill switch engage, lacuna coil, rammstein, breaking benjamin, gwar, slayer, Aryia, Combichrist, Grendal, Covenant, the birthday massacre, Combiechrist, Angelspit, type o negative, "one winged angel" from ff7 advent children ^_^... more to come as i clear my mind.

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Homepage: http://www.aedfilms.com
Link 1: http://www.myspace.com/thezardone
Link 2: http://www.twitter.com/zard494

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