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Dead on TV is a local Chicago band with the heady, thought provoking lyrical style of a young Elton John coupled with the large, tubular and apple-headed cock of Neil Diamond during his Sweet Caroline period before he got strung up on Coke. But with fucking guitars. Dead on TV has stroked audiences all over the Midwest with their brand of masturbatory electro-punk narcissism which, coupled with the smash and grab disruption af ADHD lead singer Dan Evans, the brutal machine-like ineptness of drummer Vince Mcaley and a complete and heinous disregard for the life and welfare of the guitar player Xmas Smits has resulted in some of the most epically offensive shows ever removed from youtube for violation of community standards. When broken on the sidewalk, as well, their 5 song eponymously entitled EP seems to somehow cut deeper than other plastic-coated cd releases.
Electro/Punk... Ministry playing the Cars, Lemmy playing synthesizers
Genocide, Drinking Bleach, Nuclear War, Drum Machines, School Shootings, Shitty Guitar Solos, Profanity, Atrocities of Varying Shapes and Sizes, Bob Moog, "The Scene", Heroin, Terrorism, Flux Capacitors, Cannibalism, Your Mom's Ugly Face, 21st Century Imperialism, Satan, Anti-Depressants, Torture, September 11th, 2001, Pornography, Rush Limbaugh, Reality Television, Public Executions, Burning Bibles, Zombies, Machiavelli, Wrongness of All Sorts, Hitler's Cock, Obnoxiousness, AIDS, Fits Of Rage, Huffing Glue, Japanese Bondage Videos, Weapons Of Mass Destruction, Burn Wards, Viagra and Ecstasy, Shallow Graves, Racism, Obscene Gestures, Nailing Your Sister, Idi Amin, Bullying People, Hollow Point Bullets, Gangrenous Appendages, Unsubstantiated Hate, Deportation, Old Ass Strings On A Guitar, Orphans...