I'm a rather complicated human being and may confuse you at first. I like having intelligent conversations with people who can hold a decent conversation. I知 very open minded with regard to gender identity and sexuality. I don稚 see why people have to label everything and put people into categories, I think labels limit our experiences and ability to progress. It seems like people always have to define things instead of just letting people be.
I知 the kind of person who doesn稚 have a problem with anyone, I知 not judgemental and I知 pretty laid back. I don稚 really know what to do with my life yet. I知 mainly just focusing on finishing my education at the moment.
I like people who think for themselves and take an open minded approach in life. People willing to consider new ideas impress me.
I知 also hugely impressed by people who are open minded in terms of sexual orientation and are willing to explore different variations as apposed to just boy girl, boy girl.
But before you go thinking I知 too serious I have a joke for you.
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab driver replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver announces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
Likes
The following is put in whatever crazy order my brain decided.
Open-minded people, pansexuals, people capable of having a decent conversation, orgasms, Family Guy, white stilton cheese (yum), erotic art (not porn), Pepsi Max, Resident Evil, clean socks, hot baths, shaving my face, I love the beach at night time, my crazy Springer spaniel, I FUCKING LOVE strong minded intelligent women, black clothes, my leather gloves, spikes, dragons, metal gear solid, building computers, morrisons doughnuts, worshipping female bodies and the occasional spliff.
Dislikes
Narrow-minded people, being too warm, burnt toast, sexist men, Russell Brand, waiting in line, shallow people, Microsoft, not being able to sleep, violence, people spitting in the street, people who use the Internet to brag about their pointless lives (who the fuck cares?) People who borrow money and never give it back, users, wasters, disloyal fucktards, homophobic/transphobic morons, George Bush, Anne Robinson and I can't stand BIG BROTHER!!!!!! Dear god why is it still on?
Favorite Music
Nick Cave, Rob Zombie, Korn, Garbage, Imperial Drag, Cradle of Filth, Muse, Marilyn Manson, Prodigy, and although I hate to admit it I also like old 80's music such as Duran Duran, Soft Cell, Eurythmics, Blondie, Fine Young Cannibals. Some earlier Madonna stuff when she did "Erotica" and "Like a Prayer" you thought I was going to say "like a virgin" didn't you? Well no, I wasn't so there!
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