jessy

this is jessy, jessy asked to be on the layout. i'm putting jessy on the layout becuase she's a pretty lay-dee. i would bang her, but i'm pretty sure she's straight. so instead i'll give her bacon.

my bacon

this is Joe! joe is lovely, and we're gonna get married, and have bacon babies. because i said so. alright? joe is amazing, and you will respect him or i'll fucking bite off yer dick/clit. >=/