Welcome, all patients, to the Ward. Your medication will be given out shortly.
In the mean time, feel free to commit yourself and join us. One free straight jacket with every admittance, and a hot nurse to medicate you. If you were committed by a friend, please tell us who. As a patient here you have the option of being heavily medicated, and are under the supervision of the hospital staff. Be yourself and go wild, the walls are padded for a reason.
RULES
Straight Jacket Anyone?
Be active, or you won't get your medication, you lazy patient.
Don't cause a lot of drama in the Ward: You will most likely be labeled 'SANE,' and be unable to be admitted to the hospital again.
No threads about how fucking pitiful your sad life is or about how you want to kill your self. If you post a thread like this, you are too much of an attention whore and will be kicked out on your sad little ass.
This is NOT a real hospital, people. It's a fun online forum. If you have real issues about self harm and mental problems, this is not the place to find a cure or peers.
No spamming in the Ward. Any spam will result in an instant discharge from the hospital, and you will be labeled 'SANE.'
We do not condone the posting of threads or posts that are solely for the advertisement of another cult. If you want to advertise your cult, request affiliation.
This is an all ages hospital, please keep sexually explicit material off the threads. Now wipe that cum off your computer screen.
Please, no racism, sexism, etc. Grow up and be nice.
If your Dementia Level goes up, please inform us by posting in the Levels Of Dementia thread, or else you will not get your meds for gaining a level.
If you have a problem with another patient in the Ward, please buzz one of the staff to administer an injection. Inbox the Head Nurse any time. All patients are kept anonymous.
Know any other lunatics you want to refer our services to? Please invite them, and you'll get more meds!
If you need any extra medications, or straight jackets, feel free to ask.
All VF rules apply.
Break any of the Ward rules, and we will cut back on your meds! *gasp*
