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Neo-Spudism is a belief of the cross-pollination or self pollination of ones self. One is able to reproduce his seed to set forth his ways in life, and the ways of Solanum tuberosum by removing his tuber and one or both eyes. Once true Neo-Spudism is reached, one is able to reproduce without others. A Neo-Spudist must be careful of treachery from the dark H'oe. As all Neo-Spudists know, the H'oe was forged in the sweat of the 'Daemons aux Gens' during th French Harvest. These decieving demons put blasphemy in the offsprings of Neo-Spudists, and cause them to bear imperfections as they bloom to their full potential. They are True Neo-Spudists do not fear the Seed, for their evil is warded off by Solanum tuberosum. However, they are careful of the darkness of H'oe. Neo-spudism is the worship of the almighty and wonderful Solanum tuberosum. Solanum tuberosum is the God of the Perennial and Nightshade. The origins lie in southern Peru and northern Bolivia. It wasn’t until the late 1400's that Neo-spudism reached South America. In 1845 large spread religious prosocution from the Phytophthora infestans brought chaos to the Neo-Spudists, wipping out nearly all of the Neo-Spudists in Ireland. Many faithful worshipers died. However Solanum tuberosum was not blind to his followers calls and brought forth many large contributions to the agricultural economy. Now, Neo-spudism is large in such places as Idaho, Maine, Prince Edward Island, Ireland, Jersey and Russia, and is sill on the rise in other places as well.
