gor·geous: (gôrjis) adj. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent cunt: (kunt) n. One who takes no shit from another [We love true beauty, all kinds of styles, and people with the ability to transcend the ordinary. If you do not fit into these categories, you need not apply. We accept no imitations.] YOU MUST APPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF JOINING. YOU MUST FOLLOW THE RULES TO BE ACCEPTED. IF YOUR APPLICATION SUCKS, YOU WILL NOT GET IN. END OF STORY. Click Link Below For Main Cult

Q. "ZOMGZZZ! Why wasn't I accepted? I worked so hard on my application!" A. The Staff Of This Cult Is Always Particular About Who They Accept As New Members. If We Let Just Anyone In.... Well, Let's Not Go There. That's Quite An UGLY Subject. Q. "Umm... Wow, you didn't accept me, but I see you have So-n-so with the ass-face as a member?" A. Every Member Of This Cult Is Considered Outstandingly Beautiful. They Have Proven They Deserve To Be Here, Among Other Beauties. Q. "How could you make fun of me for being fat? That's so cruel! I don't know how you sleep at night!" A. Honestly, the members of this cult rarely judge applicants strictly based on physique. We're not all size 2 hookers who make fun of everyone who's not. If a member does comment on your weight in a crude manner, I apoligize. Q. "YOU SLUTS ARE ONLY ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU PILE MAKEUP ON! HOW CAN YOU BE JUDGES OF REAL BEAUTY???" A. Most Members Of This Cult Wear Pounds Of Makeup, Shave And Draw Their Eyebrows, Wear Slutty Clothing, Have Synthetic Hair, Photoshop Their Pictures To Death, Etc, Etc. Whatever, Hunnie. We've Heard It All... We're Still Prettier Than You. Q. "Why are you so shallow??" A. Although Inner Beauty Is Ultimately More Important Than Outer Beauty, This Is A Fucking Beauty Cult. If You Care About Inner Beauty So Much, Go Join The Peace Corp Or Something. Q. "What is a salute?" A. It is a picture of you holding up a piece of paper or the palm of your hand with your VampireFreaks username clearly written out. If you really needed to know this, you're probably new to this site. So, you better watch your step applying to this cult. Cause we're not fucking around with who we choose. Q. "What the fuck is wrong with you bitches?! Why do you have to be so mean to people?!!" A. You Envy Us.

:START OF APPLICATION: .:BASIC INFO:. 1. NAME: 2. SEX: 3. AGE: 4. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: 5. LOCATION: 6. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: 7. MARITAL STATUS [Got a picture for us? We love them!]: .:PHYSIQUE:. 1. ETHNICITY: 2. HEIGHT: 3. BODY TYPE: 4. REAL BODY TYPE: 5. HAIR COLOR[S]: 6. EYE COLOR: .:STYLE FILE:. 1. FAVORITE CLOTHING AND MAKEUP BRANDS: 2. VINYL OR JEANS [Why?]: 3. LIGHT LIP GLOSS OR DARK LIP STICK [Why?]: 4. PLATFORM BOOTS OR CONVERSE [Why?]: 5. BLACK FISHNETS OR NONE AT ALL [Why?]: 6. WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY WEAR CASUALLY? 7. WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY WEAR FORMALLY? 8. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? 9. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON SELF-EXPRESSION THROUGH FASHION VERSUS TREND-FOLLOWING? 10. DO YOU IDOLIZE ANYBODY'S STYLE ON THIS SITE? [If so, whose?] .:PSYCHE:. 1. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND? [What makes them different from other bands?] 2. GIVE US A SHORT LYRIC THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU. 3. DO YOU IDOLIZE ANY FAMOUS PEOPLE? [If so, who? Why?] 4. HAVE YOU EVER REJECTED SOMEONE WHO HAD A CRUSH ON YOU? [If so, how did you handle it, and how did they take it?] 5. WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON LOVE VERSUS LUST? [Or what is your opinion on relationships versus being single and able to sleep with people openly?] 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MOST WHEN YOU FIRST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? [Or what do you love most in life?] 7. WHAT IS YOUR TAKE ON BIRTH CONTROLS AND ABORTION? 8. WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF RELIGION? 9. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE MORE THAN ANYTHING? 10. WHY WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A CUNT? [We all know that almost everyone has the mental capacity to be both a saint and a sinner, but how have you embraced it?] .:STRIKE A POSE:. Give Us 4-6 Pictures to Show What You Got [Including one salute and one full body shot - an example of each are below if you are confused.] .:LAST NOTE:. If Someone Invited You, Put the Name Here: :END OF APPLICATION: Proper Example of a Salute Your salute must be a picture of you holding a piece of paper or showing the palm of your hand with your VampireFreaks username clearly written. Proper Example of a Body Shot Your body shot should be a picture of yourself from at least your waist up, taken from no hand-held angles. Good luck!

+Title Your Application "Replicunt." +You Must Complete The Application Properly And Follow ALL The Rules Or You Will Be Rejected Outright. +10 Yes's Gets You In; 10 No's Gets You Out. +Invitation Does Not Mean Acceptance. +All Applications Judged On A "First Come, First Serve" Basis. +No Posting On Your Own Application Or Others' - It's Fucking Annoying. +If You Bag On The Members, You Will Be Banned. +If You Post Joke Applications, You Will Be Powerbombed To The Point Of Suspension - You Can Test Us If You Like. +There Are No Accepted/Rejected Lists; We Get Too Many Applicants. +Upon Rejection, You Will Not Be Notified By A Member. +If You Are Accepted, You Must Stay Active. +No Downrating Or Powerbombing The Members For Personal Reasons; Settle Your Shit Verbally. +Do Not Call Us Prejudice; This Is In Fact A Beauty Cult You Are Applying To. +At The Bottom Of Your Application, Type "Fucking On The Dancefloor" To Prove You Read These Rules. +As Soon As Someone Votes You Are Not Allowed To Edit It. If You Do Your Application Will Be Auto-Rejected.

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