Welcome one and all to Clusterfuck. We're here to talk about a shitload of nothing. And by nothing, I mean damn near whatever the hell you want. Everyone is allowed to join, but make an ass of yourself, and we'll let you know about it. There are a few rules that must be adhered to, and adhere to them you will.

I) Respect each other. I have a rather large and considerably weighty stick in my hand, also known as my Mortal Kombat stick, which shall be used against those who break this rule. If you have a problem with another member, use the I'm Calling You Out! thread to discuss it and work it out like mature adults. The exception to this is if someone says something ridiculously stupid. I will personally make a thread which quotes said stupidity, stick it to the top of the page, and let every other member here verbally tear you a new asshole.

II) Type in proper English. I don't care if you misspell a few words, and nobody is even going to make you use grammar. But for fucks sake, there is to be no butchering of the English language here. talk lyk dis an ur goin 2 get fuked up by my Mk stick, k? (Please note using 1337 and other examples of shithouse English in parody is allowed.)

III) We have no intro thread. Don't make any thread going 'Hi, I'm new', or any such posts in the Bullshit Forum thread. If we want to know who you are, we'll go check out your profile. Also, no whoring yourself off. Any 'Rate me 10' threads will be deleted, as will you. Also out is the promotion of downrating another member. This is a waste of time, and it will more than likely get you a place in the Power Bomb Targeting Computer Thread.

IV) Now that I've mentioned the Power Bomb Targeting Computer Thread., let me explain this. This exists for people to post up people who are actually worthy of a powerbomb. There is a list of the criteria within the thread. We don't chuck people on for simply rating someone a 1, or ever for calling me a fucktard. Only those who constantly harass other users, incite downrating and/or racial hatred, ask sexually explicit things of (especially underage) members, anything super serious like that, will ever get on the list. It's an exclusive list that I hope is rather sparse, truth be told, but exists so the precious few Power Bombs Premium Members get can actually go to good use.

V) No games threads. Sorry, but I want talking to occur, not just repetitive last latter and word above games. I know that they're successful in other cults, but that's just it: almost every cult has a lot of game threads. Please note the thread about video games are highly encouraged. Anyone is allowed to make threads, by the way, on any subject they want

VI) If you have any questions about the rules, the cult, want a user title, bitch that I'm an asshole, anything at all, ask me here. Don't go making threads about wanting a user title.

POSTING SCOREBOARD (edited April 3, at 7.30pm AEST)
1st place = -C_U_N_T- - 173 posts, 251.3 credits
2nd Place = Miss_Christine - 148 posts, 728.9 credits
3rd place = Isould - 89 posts, 196.5 credits
4th place = Milliesman - 60 posts, 56.2 credits
5th place = im_working_on_it - 53 posts, 65.3 credits

Will add more places soon

List of Staff: 404existenceERROR

The owner of Clusterfuck, and the reason you're all here. A rather blunt (sometimes to the point of rudeness) and straightforward man, he is known to put the welfare of other before himself. Can do pretty much whatever he wants here, really. Also has a rather large and considerably weighty stick.

Miss_Christine

The first of the new staff here at Clusterfuck. Consierate, caring and not one for excuses, she got her job as Administrator be inviting a lot of people and taking a lot of interest early on in the cults birth. As an Admin, she is allowed to remove comments and threads, delete and ban people, and give y'all a user title. She is also a whore for cult invites; she has about as many as me

Isould

The newest staff member is Isould, who, like Miss_Christine, is an Administrator. A kickass bassist, she has shown great interest in Clusterfuck since it was born. Remember that like Miss_christine, she has the ability to wield my Mortal Kombat stick banning those who seek to cause trouble, or promote beauty cults.

-C_U_N_T-

The highest poster in the cult, as well as a contributer of many banners, and even clusterfucking a few people, she got her job for 2 reasons. 1) Being hell active and showing great interest in the cult. 2) Having the balls to rate me something other than a 10. She calls it like she sees it, and if you don't like it, don't complain, because I'll probably agree with her.

-hell-dwells-in-ice-
I'd give him a picture, but he needs to send me one.
If you were to look up the word 'opinionated' in the dictionary, a giant picture of this guy would be there. Again, willing to call it like he sees it, a fair few things on his cult were shamelessly ripped off over here (although some of the things he have can be found elsewhere as well). He knows some HTML, and comes up with some damn good ideas, which is enough to make him an Admin in my eyes.

Milliesman
Again, needs to send me an image. I could resize his main one, but I'm lazy.
An early member, and one who shows a fair bit of interest, Milliesman is staff for offering to help me with HTML issues I might have (ie when I get too lazy to do it). Like everyone else here, he is an Admin, so watch yourself, you you may find yourself on the end of a MK stick for inappropriate behavior.
WANT TO BE STAFF? EARN POSTING CREDITS!

INVITE CODE!
Copy and paste this code into the bottom section of any invites you do. I'm not going to force anyone to invite, but you'll get credits. Anyone gives you trouble about sending invites, especially after the warning we add, send me the names. I'll deal with them personally

<img src="http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/markopeth/assimilationcat.png">

You have been targeted by Assimilation Cat, who is currently working for Clusterfuck. We're here to talk about a shitload of nothing. And by nothing, I mean damn near whatever the hell you want.

We have a super cool and highly unique post reward system that you wont find anywhere else. So join today. Don't ask why, just do it. No, don't go clicking on a different link, join.

<b><font color=gold>And for the love of god, do NOT reply to me saying I'm a moron, and to stop sending invites, blah blah blah. I don't care, you will be ignored, possibly even Power Bombed if you really piss me off. If you don't like the cult, don't join it. If you don't like cult invites, turn them off! And no I haven't read your profile, as these are done at random</font></b>