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Church_of_Blasphemy_cultDescription:  Image created by Jarid Magee Site Created by: Please note by joining this cult does not make you a member of the Church of Blasphemy. If you would like to join the Church of Blasphemy please visit our website. Matthew (Shadow) Lane, High Priest and Founder David (Blasphemite) Myhro, Co-Founder High Preist and Preistess: Matthew (Shadow) Lane, High Preist Madeline (Maddy) Ballard, High Preistess Council Positions and Members: Madeline (Maddy) Ballard - Modern Satanist Council Matthew (Shadow) Lane - Traditional/ Spiritual Satanist Council David (AntichristAnonymous) Myhro - Atheist/Antichrist Council Nikki (Silver) West - Wicca Council Michael (Tenebrae) Thorne- Abyssian Council Keith (Plush Messiah) Merrick - Council Advisor  A church created solely for blasphemy of the Christian God and as a non-violent resistance to the Christian faith. As members you have the right to believe in anything you wish; except that Christians must first renounce Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and orthodox Jews must renounce Jehovah as God. - I - The Declaration of Blasphemy ____We the people, inasmuch as our contempt persuades us, do bring to light our malice and complacency now before you and your Christian God; for we, being the residual waste product of your Christian-making machine, are ourselves the evidence of your apathy and negligence bestowed toward the anomalous failures. Therefore, since we are indeed afforded such luxuries as candid speech and freedom of religion, we do hereby claim our rightful place at the left hand of Satan where we shall forever be a widening crack in God's heart. Never again shall your arbitrary rules or your omni-impotent God govern any aspect of our lives, and never again shall we sheepishly march toward the bottomless pit in the name of God. For this is a horrible and disgusting world that we inhabit, a world in which the weak are always trampled underfoot, a world in which the blind girl is always raped; and the prime mover of all this horror can be none other than God, and even you must confess that none of our pleas and none of our cries could ever moisten God's arid eyes: no, He sits there as a porcelain statue and nary interferes as we devour ourselves, as we crucify His only Son, even as we defecate upon His name. There is no action under the sun that anyone could commit which would induce God to stop being a coward and show Himself. Therefore, this is the Declaration of Blasphemy: Nothing. Nothing is holy, nothing will happen to the blasphemers and nothing will ever change the world. The Disintegrator ____It is not in the least our insinuation, as has so often been popular among skeptics, that the Christian Church is some centralized, harmonious conspiracy to control the masses. As a matter of fact, it is likely that any random soul chosen to represent the Church of Blasphemy was once Christian and does therefore know and understand that no genuine conspiracy exists. Rather, the Christian Church is more of an amorphic, uniform-ego blind organism with the sole purpose of this atrocious self-perpetuation. All of the televangelists really do believe in what they preach, with the likely exception of a select few who are in it exclusively for the money, and this authentic faith is what has kept the Christian Church from crumbling all along. And mind you, due to this wonderful thing that we refer to as human nature, it is oft impossible to rescue a mind from the ravenous clutches of Christianity when the concerned mind has reached a certain age or a certain level of indoctrination. Soon the parasite and the brain become inseparable, and after two millennia there is still no cure. ____To address the ever-present questions of whys and wherefores regarding the extreme hatred of the Christian Church, this is one simple charge that you cannot deny: You preach as fact what you only believe by faith. And now, letting alone the fact that you do not actually read your own book, one ought feel compelled to examine the aspects of how the Bible eats itself with the contradictions, and one would invariably come to these two conclusions: First, that either God cannot or God will not preserve the Bible; and second, that it is fundamentally impossible for every single word of the Bible to be true. Therefore, why do you, in the name of Stupidity, continue to mutilate the prized penises of the male at birth without his consent and euphemistically call it "circumcision?" Why do you capriciously swear to the impossible life of celibacy even though your mutilated penises, despite all your efforts, often do achieve release in the flesh of the poor boy who will one day grow to be the monster that you are? Why do you continue to compel your people to swear upon a Bible when presenting testimony, as if the outdated Bible somehow has something to do with a criminal case in this day? Is it all to appease your writhing God as He wallows in His own vomit on His throne of Insanity? Is insanity the only thing that will pacify your mad, rabid and bloodthirsty God who can do nothing but roll His eyes back in His head and foam at the mouth? The Church of Blasphemy ____Let it be known that the Church of Blasphemy welcomes all who come to it, save for the Christians and their affiliates. Buddhists, Hindus, Chinese traditionalists, African Traditionalists, tribal religionists, Sikhs, agnostics, atheists, Wiccans, spiritists, pagans and all others who do not believe that Jesus is Lord will be heartfully received into the Church of Blasphemy. Satanists most especially are welcome, that is, all the various kinds of Satanists, since their religion is supremely sacrilegious to Christianity. However, unlike Satanism and all the other religions of the entire world, there are no set or specific rituals whatsoever in the Church of Blasphemy: one may defame the name of God in any way that one may choose; likewise, there is absolutely no dogma, except for the first, last and only commandment: Thou shalt sin.  You must have JavaScript enabled to use Userplane Chat. Click to view Church%20of%20Blasphemy’s Chat Detail. Userplane Webchat™ Owner: churchofblasphemy Members (8): [view]
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