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 AwesomeDescription: Once there was a cult of Awesome. Dave Fucked up and deleted himself, with nobody in power they Moved to Son_Of_Awesome, but after the legendary Cult Fuck-up of '06, Dave's power was restored and Awesome returned. If you have come here via an Emo based cult/consider yourself emo in any way please don't bother...i'm tired of having to reject 3 people a day!But if you think you got what it takes...join away! A cult for ladies and Gentleman of pure unadulterated Awesomeness.  (as spoken by the god of awesome, Bruce Campbell, or more specifically written by Dave & Landfill)
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Awesome in vain. 3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in emo whining, or that is in the Juggalo encouraging, or that is in the Kindergoth promoting. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. 4. Remember the Abbath day, to keep it Awesome. 5. Honor thy Chainsaw and thy Boomstick: that thy days may be Awesome. 6. Thou shalt Remain awesome in thy ways, thy words, and thy food preferences. 7. Thou shalt not commit non-awesomeness. 8. Thou shalt not listen to Alan Jackson. 9. Thou shalt commit a jihad on anything which is guilty of non-awesomeness on 3 strikes. 10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's...especially his ass! Owner: ParanoiDave Members (24): [view]
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