You live in, around, or underneath Asheville.
Your tastes run a bit toward the dark or unusual.
You have found yourself on more than one occasion saying one or more of the following:
"I'm so bored!"
or
"There is nothing to do in this stupid fucking town!"
or
"I hate this town!"
or
(you've had this conversation)
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know, what do you want to do?"
"I don't know, is there anything going on?"
"I don't think so...I guess we could go walk around downtown for awhile."
"I did that yesterday, and the day before."
"I guess we could go to Waffle House"
"Yeah...I guess so..."
or
(you've thought to yourself)
"AAaackk! If I don't find something to do soon, I'm going to rub myself in the dirt and start Spare-Changing with these train-hopping crustpunks, just for an opportunity to get the fuck out of here!"
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