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This cult for all rat-lovers on VF!
Please join if you:
- want to talk about your rats
- would like some help with your rats
- want some advice about getting your own rats
- just have a general interest in these wonderful animals.
Feel free to start topics and polls - as long as they are sensible. You are also free to upload pictures of you and your rats in the gallery!
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 Winners: Cutest RatRed_Rain  Best Rat in Action hanrutmoe Best Markings TheCarpathianLady Voting: None Current contests: Rat & Owner More to come including:
- Most adventurous rat - Sleepy Rats and more! 
January
19th - Xnot_a_gothX
Febuary
March
April
7th - Vampyre_Mistress
26th - xthe_reflecting_godx
May
29th - Haluun
June
16th - Red_Rain
July
August
7th - DoubleDare
September
October
6th - BilboBobkins
24th - TheCarpathianLady
November
December
 With thanks to Xnot_a_gothX for this!
-I will not graze on the carpet.
-It is not considered "cool" to beat up rats smaller than myself.
-There is no need to steal treats from others when I am given one of equal size of my own.
-I will not leave raisins on the sofa for unsuspecting human butts.
-Pots are for growing plants in, not digging up.
-I will refrain from climbing down the blouses of female visitors.
-There is no nutritional value in used tissues.
-Chewing on electrical cords is not fun, even if it elicits such an enthusiastic response from my human.
-Peeing on the remote control does not give me the right to choose the tv channel, nor does it endear myself to my humans so that they turn off the tv and play with me.
-I will not develop a foam mining enterprise in my human's mattress.
-Unlike their favourite old t-shirt, peeing on their newly ironed white business shirt as they leave for work will not elicit a loving response.
-Licking my goolies in public is considered a faux pas.
-I will not create a fake massacre scene in my cage when I eat red foods.
-Barbering others is nothing more than gratuitous graffiti.
-I will not start a game of hide and seek every time my human calls me back to my cage.
-If I was meant to eat recycled paper pellets, they would be placed in my food bowl rather than my litter tray.
-I will endure a bath like the calm, dignified rodent I am.
-Bath time means a bath, not a time to jump out and eat the soap.
-I will do my best not to tread in squshy raisins and trample them all over the house and my human.
-I will not find amusement in nipping my cagemate's butt as he exits the hammock.
-Adding urine to my water does not make it taste better.
-When my human lets me out after completing their 100 page assignment, I will refrain from exploring the Delete key.
-Chewing of cage wires does not elicit a favourable respnse from my human.
-Whe dinner is being served, I will control myself and share with my cagemates in a sensible fashion.
-I will go about my night-time business in a respectful silence.
-When I don't want to go home to the cage yet, I will not wedge myself under immovable furniture.
-I will not give my human a heart attack by sleeping soundly with my eyes open.
-Human saliva is not a tasty treat.
-I am not qualified to give my human a manicure, pedicure, ear cleaning, nose cleaning or dental exam.
-I will try not to run off to the boy rats' cage at every possible chance.
-The newspaper that lines my shelf does not need to be shredded to bits and thrown out the cage bars.
-I do not pee on the newspaper my human is reading, even if it is "yellow journalism".
-My human lovingly handcrafted this cozy hammock for me... I must not pee in it, poop in it, eat staining foods in it, or chew six holes in it.
-I will refrain from sofa spelunking.
-I will not squeak in bloody terror when my human is trying to give me medicine and I will certainly not spit it out afterwards.
-I will not climb the curtains and play along th rod just out of reach of my human.
-Band-Aids are there for a purpose and are not to be removed without permission.
-I will not climb into the printer, scanner or paper shredder, especially when it is on. That also goes for the washing machine, clothes dryer, microwave, fridge and dishwasher.
-I will not throw bedding out of my cage at the cat.
-When the dog barks at me and sticks his nose in the cage, I will not stoop to his level and bite him... after all, he's just a big stupid beast and doesn't know any better.
-I will not bite my human's earrings, especially when she is wearing them.
-Humping my cagemates is not an acceptable outlet for sexual frustration.
-Chewing small holes in blankets, towels, clothes, bedcovers, etc is not appreciated as "ratty lace".
-Socked toes are not fair game.
-I will use my cage brick to keep my claws blunt, not as a honing tool for precision sharpness.
-Diving down my human's shirt and scratching them with my nails just to hear them squeal is not an acceptable game.
-Begging for another treat after stashing the first one does not fool my human.
-When I visit the vet, I will conduct myself with decorum.
-It's rarely ever wise to chew a hammock hook while lazing in it.
-It is not considered polite to take food from my human's mouth.
-I will refrain from flaunting my enormous torpedoes at anatomically inadequate human male visitors.
-I will not attempt to mate with the rat girls through their cage bars.
-I will enure my human's cuddling, belly kissing and smoochy baby talk with stoic dignity.
-My human does not approve of kisses immediately after I've groomed my butt.
-I will not look angelic while my human is attempting to reprimand me.
-I will not cling to that spot between my human's shoulder blades where I cannot be removed without assistance.
-I must rememebr that human skin does not have the traction required for vertical climbs.
-I will not sniff my human's breath then turn around and sniff my goolies for comparison.
-I will not pee in my dry food mix.
-Water bowls are not provided for tail washing, dangling balls in or as a repository for unwanted lab blocks.
-I will not poop uncontrollably in front of strangers.
-Peeing all over myself and my cagemates does not make us smell irresistable.
-Paper towels are not rat food.
-When conversing with other rats I will not refer to my human as "The Rat Slave".
-I will not stare forlornly at my human, nose pressed through the bars of the cage, when she is having dinner and make her feel guilty so we get most of what she is eating.
-I will not... I will not...
Ah, stuff it, I'll do whatever I want to do, because my human doesn't believe there is such a thing as a 'bad' rat, and even if I destroy things of great value or behave in a terribly embarrassing way (including using guests as a urinal), s/he's just going to say 'awwww' and give us extra avocado treats and tummy kisses!
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