Name: Cerberus Age: 19 (wow two years since I updated this? more updates to follow) Height: unknown Weight: 53kg Sexuality: bi Sanity: very little though appearances would suggest otherwise. Genre: goth (sort of) Food Type: carnivore, cannibal I take pride in my appearance for my sake only. I'm extravagant and devious. I do care what you think of me so please respect my feelings. I will do the same. I'm a bit like Hannibal Lecter - A gentle man, but I you wouldn't like me if I got bored of you. I amuse myself and I can be quite ruthless. If I decide to do something I do not fail. Some of my faults include vanity, self absortion, insensitivity, selfishness and I'm quite gullible (hence I constantly increase my knowledge. But I learn from my mistakes. I do not make them again). Feel free to tell me of others. My strengths are loyalty, I'm trusting (and it's gotten me into trouble on more than one occasion). Nicknames:

• Cerberus (long story)
• Minotaur (my star sign is Taurus)
• Boyo (my dad calls me that)

Welcome to my world.

1. I walk down the street. There is a big hole in the side walk. I fall in. I am lost. I am hopeless. It isn't my fault. It takes me ages to find a way out.
2. I walk down the same street. There is a big hole in the side walk. I see it. I still fall in. But it isn't my fault. It still takes me ages to find a way out.
3. I walk down the same street. There is a big hole in the side walk. I see it. I still fall in. It is my fault. I get out easily.
4. I walk down the same street. There is a big hole in the side walk. I see it. I walk round it.
5. I walk down a different street.

• LOLLYCAKE!!!
• Black leather
• Chess http://www.redhotpawn.com/myhome/myhome.php
• Clockwork
• Gaia
• Several girls
• A few guys
• Evil
• Magic and Bueaty in whatever form it comes.
• I like people who can provide a reasonably intelligent conversation and have an interest in what I have to say.
• I'll try to return the favour but I am quite self absorbed so feel free to tell me if I'm being insensitive.

• gangstas (say no more),
• immaturity,
• stupidity,
• people who only ever rate people ten or one. there are other options for christs sake. I personally think hardly anyone is a ten. (including myself)
• Girls who think being 'cab' or 'blonde' (as in stupid) is cool.
• stereo typical teenagers,
• Politics,
• people who aren't specific about themselves, what they like or dislike on their profiles, then complain if you add them just because they look cool in their photos
• the laws of physics,
• having to wear hearing aids and glasses.
• Escalators.
• People who walk slowly.
• Shorts, polo shirts, t-shirts, sandals, jandals.

I'll add to this. I'm a cynical bastard.

genres: anything historically from classical to scrap metal.excluding rap. (in order of alphabet)

• AC/DC (Australia),
• Aerosmith (America),
• the Agonist (Canada)
• Albert King (America),
• Alice Cooper (America),
• Alice in chains (America),
• Apocalyptica (Finland),
• the Beatles (Brittain),
• Black Sabbath (Brittain),
• Blutengel (Germany),
• Bob dylan (America),
• Bon jovi (America),
• Carpathian Forest (Norway),
• Children of bodem (America),
• Chuck Berry (America),
• Cradle of Filth (Brittain),
• Cream (Brittain),
• Darkthrone (Norway),
• Deathstars (Sweden),
• Dimmu Borgir (Norway),
• Disturbed (America),
• Edvard Greig (Norway),
• Emperor (Norway),
• Eric Clapton (Brittain),
• the Good Bodies (New Zealand),
• Gorillaz (Brittain),
• Guns 'n' Roses (America),
• Immortal (Norway),
• Iron Maiden (Brittain),
• Jethro Tull (Brittain),
• Jimi Hendrix (America),
• John Mayal and the Blues Breakers (Brittain),
• Joy division (Brittain),
• Kila (Wales),
• The Killers (America),
• The Kinks (Brittain),
• Korn (America),
• Korpiklaani (Finland),
• Lordi (Norway),
• Ludwig van Beethoven (Germany),
• Marilyn Manson (America),
• Mayhem (Norway),
• Megadeth (America),
• Metallica (America),
• Motley Crue (America),
• Murderdolls (America),
• Niel Young (America),
• Nirvana (America),
• Ozzy Ozbourne (Brittain),
• Pantera (America),
• Pink Floyd (Brittain),
• Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (Russia),
• Red Hot Chilli Peppers (America),
• Richard Cheese (America),
• Robbie Williams (Brittain),
• Satyricon (Norway),
• Slayer (America),
• Slipknot (America),
• the Rolling Stones (Brittian),
• Unterart (Germany),
• Venom (Brittain),
• Velvet Revolver (America),
• the Who (Brittain),
• Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Salzburg),