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burnthechurch666
CRAZIER THAN A SHIT HOUSE RAT AND MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG
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Profile: I'm heavily tattooed, I have purple hair down to my butt, I have an I.Q of 170 and I'm scared of zombies. I have this love of foxes. They're my favourite animal, in a non-anthropomorphic way. I customise My Little Ponies and that's my main source of income. People pay unbelievable amounts of money for Ponies dressed as celebrities. Because eventually the question always arises. I'm 5"9, size 12-14, and a JJ cup. No, my back doesn't hurt. Yes, they're real. I'm the princess of the Vigilanties MCC and I'm working on ending the stereotype attached to bikie gangs. IF YOU RATE ME: VF People-Rate me what YOU think I deserve. I can't stand those who complain about downrating. Just because you rated me a 10 without bothering to read my profile doesn't mean I'm instantly going to say: "Oh! She gave me a ten! I'll ten her back, even though I don't know if I even like her or not!". If you rate me a ten with the message 'Rate me back', I will. If I read your profile and think that you deserve a 4, or a 8 from me, I'll rate you that. Don't think I'm scared of your "boohoo u bitch u downrated me u slut" whining, either. I will rate you in accordance with what I believe you deserve. Ok,so I'm going to finish now because I have nothing else even remotely interesting to say, not that I ever say anything too riveting anyway. Love you all. {This excludes Giggle-Girls,emos,people who rite lyk dis,Paris Hilton and those strange people who collect ceramic alligators, have tea parties with them and call them Mr Corkindrille} Harmony or whatever other name you know me by. Likes: LUXURIES: * Chamomile tea with yellow box honey *Maltesers. *Barely cooked steak *Playing my Gameboy *Sleeping in on the weekend *Cooking *Cleaning *Drawing *Arranging my photos *Writing letters *Reading to some good music *Playing with Scarlet-Rose *Watching The Wiggles and The Doodlebops *Shamelessly wasting money on people *My Little Pony *Animal Planet *Warm beds. *Chuck Norris facts *GOOD photography *GOOD art PEOPLE: *Chip Foose *18 year olds that are virgins because they RESPECT themselves. *Fat people, who tend to have sweet and caring personalities, unlike skinny viper-tongued bitches. *Meatloaf, because he is awesome. *The Anzacs T.V SHOWS/MOVIES: King Of The Hill{s}, Futurama{s}, Family Guy{s}, South Park{s}, The Day After Tomorrow{m}, The Cider House Rules{m}, The Lord Of tHe Rings{m}, Overhaulin'{s}, Monster Garage{s}, Drop Dead Fred{m}, Animal Precint{s}, RSPCA:Have you got what it takes?{s}, Most animals shows, The My Little Pony series{s}, My Little Pony movie, The Wiggles, The Wiggles movie, Jaws{m}, Deep Blue Sea{m}, Monty Python collection{m}, The Village{m},It{m}, The Jungle Book{m}, The Little Mermaid{m}, The Lion King{m}, Scrubs{s},Rides{s}, Angel{s}, Buffy{s}. BOOKS: James Herriot series, The Clan Of The Cave Bear series, most of Stephen King's works{including the Bachman series}, most of Richard Laymon's works, Tailchaser's Song, The Cider House Rules, Aztec, Sarum, Watership Down, The Ship Who Sang, The Forest, Woman's World. Basically, I will read anything. HEROES *Meatloaf, a re-discovered idol. *Lorne out of 'Angel'. Rest In peace, my favourite gay green monster.
Dislikes: PEOPLE: CELEBRITIES: *Tyra Banks *Jessica Simpson *ALL of the Playboy girls and their stupid fucking rat-dogs *Leonardo DiCaprio *Nikki Webster *Hilary Duff * Kiki Kannibal *Steve Irwin *Tupac *The girl-host from OverHaulin'. OTHER: *TWILIGHT- I really, really, despise fucking Twilight *Emos *Sluts *Druggies *Drunks *Fools *The Typical American *The Typical Wog *People that have to take photos of themselves in mirrors because they're too stupid to figure out the 'auto timer' *14 year olds convinced that they're vampires/werewolves/demons just because they have one pointy tooth and like sleeping. *13 year old that give it out like free pizza coupons * Suicide Girls- Defining prostitution one dumb slut at a time. *Borderline-Anorexic girls that say: "I'm naturally skinny", when they never eat THINGS: *Bratz dolls and their rip-off Cadillac and MLP shit *Pink *When the library is closed *The cold, the wind and the rain *SPIDERS *Fashion everything *Animal cruelty *When what I'm attempting to draw straight goes all squiggly *Really skinny models; no boobs, no hips. I just want to make them eat a huge, juicy steak. *Sport. *People absolutely, totally, blindly obsessed with the military and the ''manliness'' associated with the military. T.V SHOWS/MOVIES: The Simpsons, The Man Show {women are not objects}, Girls Of The Playboy Mansion. And every single fashion or modelling show ever made. Favorite Music: Meatloaf, The Cure, Johnny Cash, The Blues Brothers,Frank Sinatra,Marilyn Manson,The Darkness,Aretha Franklin,Cab Calloway, Ray Charles, ZZ Top, Guns N Roses, T.Rex, Four Star Mary,AC/DC,Korn,Alice Cooper,Rob Zombie/White Zombie,Matchbox 20,Sabbath,Misfits,Slade, Saliva, Gary Glitter, Billy Idol,Creed, Led Zeppelin,Ozzy,Nightwish,Pink Floyd,REM,David Bowie,Three Doors Down,My Friend The Chocolate Cake, Billy Thorpe and The Aztecs, Frente,The Les Mis' soundtrack {don't whack it},Godsmack,Nick Cave,AND the Wiggles.
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