Q:What's your name?
A:Sorry, but I'm not telling you my real name. Q:How old are you?
A:Refer to my "basics" section.
Q:Are you single?
A:No. I live with my boyfriend. I don't care about you, your genitals, or if you think I'm cute. If you're going to try to hit on me, please feel free to fuck right off. I'm seriously sick of bullshit questions about it and hearing "I could please you better than he ever could" News flash, you don't know me, and you don't know ANYTHING about me, so where you got this overly inflated, conceited notion I will never understand.
Q:H3y, h0w Ar3 y0u? waNnA ty1k 0n $kyk3?
Want exactly does that even mean? Go take a grammar class, then feel free to attempt to converse with me.
Q:Where do you live?
A: Somewhere over my rainbow in Narnia.
Q:What are you going to college for?
A:Nursing.
Q:Rate me?
A:I don't use the rating system, at all. Sorry.
Q:Wanna skype?
A:I don't use skype.
Q:Join my cult?
A:If I think it's worthwhile, sure.
Q:What's your tit size?
A:Oh hi, I'll gladly report you to VF admin.
Q:Can I see you naked?
A:In your dreams, sure.
To be updated as I see fit.
He is the important person in my life, and the love of my life. ♥ 
