I'm not depressed, messed up, and I don't hate a lot of things. I've never 'been off the rails', and I didn't turn 15 and decide I was a scene chick with a drinking problem. I've never had coon tails. For this, I am proud.
I wish everyday was Halloween, pretty much. I'd like to roll Patricia Morrison and Elvira into one person, through chocolate, then marry them.
Don't steal my images. Once I've stopped beating you up for it, the photographers will take over. Trust me on this.
I can not take drama on Vf seriously. It's Vf, prepare to be trolled, hit on, name-called, rejected, whatever. Enjoy the ride, baby. However, I do like to occasionally indulge in a bit of 'e-patronisation' with some of the people here who take themselves a bit too serious. Most seem to be dresed up as the Crow, i've found.
I'm prone to whipping out Sisters of Mercy vinyls and dancing...badly...to them late at night. If you do too, let's be friends. Best friends.
Likes:
Laurie Lee books and Robert Frost poems.
Trolls. I have a bitch of a little sister, you're picking the wrong person bud.
Old Gregg, who doesn't?
Heels, anywhere from the conventional shoes to the rediculously high, I'll take any.
Japanese and Korean horror movies.
Mascara
The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding. What style. What flare. What hair.
Sleeping-In
Animals
North Tasmania's wet caves
Bill Viola artworks
Having excessive amounts of fairy lights hanging in my room
Anything To Do With Halloween
Glitter
Chuck Norris Jokes. Laaaame.
Dislikes:
Indie music with girls who sing about teacoasies and lemons like 80 year olds on acid.
Cyclists. I will mow you down.
People who steal my images.
Tuff kunts.
Crying babies
ANGUS AND JULIA STONE. See above.
Fake Tans.
Homophobes and animal cruelty.
Seaweed
Pepper, chilli, wasabi, BBQ Shapes biscuits. It's the blurst.
People who take sites like this far too seriously.
Profiles like mine that are full of contradictions. Don't think I didn't notice.
