First goes first.. I'm just now starting my VF account back up after 2 years of a hiatus. I used to be mad addicted, met some really cool people. And due to my failing relationship, I decided to take a break from the interwebz. Now I'm back.. seeking the impossible. Secondly, I'm way to lazy to make this profile all spiffy diffy. I'm a computer programming graduate and I hate it's worthlessness, therefore, I will not flaunt it. In saying that, I'm not as shallow and ditsy as I seem. I'm smart, talented, even witty at times. I'm also humble. I just see myself as equal to everyone--from the Queen of England to the Chilly Willy, the most popular homeless man in Charlotte. I'm the most bad ass freakazoid nerdy love muffin zombie junkie this side of the goddamn Appalachian. Ask about me. I really am. I'm not a slut, I'm sexually forward...but please don't feel comfortable enough to ask me for nudes. Talk to me, I'm only a zombie via my own fucked up imagination. I won't bite you. Skype.Stickam.Yahoo ?? send me a message! I'll add ya.