Ahh, another lovely morning at the offices of The Ethereal Gazette magazine. The new Nick Kane story is coming along very nicely. We're now up to the part where Nick meets the enchanted unicorn with the huge schlong and is offered the chance to rub it and make three wishes. Wonder what he'll wish for. Perhaps a bar of soap, a dictionary and an IQ in the normal range? Can't wait to start editing the next chapter. We've surely got another bestseller on our hands here!