Merry Christmas! How was your probation, Nicky "Ablert" Pokemoncione? Did you have a nice time? I know I did. I've been getting into the Christmas spirit by reading the latest Ethereal Gazette book. Did you know they made a Christmas special release this year? It's called "Nick Kane canes Cain Kayne with his Candy Cane -- A Yuletide Rump Romp through a Winter Hinterland".
It's really good, Nicky. And well written. You should read it! God bless the Ethereal Gazette!
Another two week vacation for lil' Nicky Pacione Sparklepants, I see. That was fast. Did he even last 48 hours this time? Oh well, that means I've got a whole fortnight to spend on nothing but Christmas cheer, drinking mulled wine, grabbing my synths and writing the meanest buzzsaw tracks this side of the... owww.. errr... No, I've got the absolute delight of assembling another couple of metric fucktons of IKEA furniture while praying to the Holy Grumpycat that I get us settled into the new apartment before Santa Claws comes down the chimney this year. Yay for me! And HAIL IKEA!
Choices which would you allow your kid to make if you had any, JoeRipple pay attention to the photo used in fair use on this one to help me illustrate what I am saying on this one so both of you want to really advocate that? Anti-Gang activism for me was back when I was 15 years old -- so that is deeply rooted that started within the end of the first year of being a writer. I am not from Morris as in I didn't grow up here or born here -- all the places I grew up in were established only in the 20th century but one of the neighboring areas were around since the 19th.
The fifth of December already? Oh my, how time flies. That means that there's about one day left until the average IQ of the entire site drops like a turd from the Willis Tower.
I wonder how lil' Nicky Sparkles is going to delight us this time around?
It seems like "anti-gang activist" is the latest in a long line of SNIHI obsessions - "Shit Nicky Imagines He Is". It's almost getting hard keeping track of all the SNIHI. So far he's unsuccessfully tried to pass himself off as a Photographer, an Investigative Journalist, Owner of a Publishing Company, a Music Promotor, an Author, etc. If I ever find a Rubber Ducky shaped Ocarina I'm going to send it to him. Because I'm pretty sure it'll take him three days max to claim that he's a Concert Flutist with the Chicago Philharmonic, if I do. Would you like that, Nicky? Should I send you a Rubber Ducky Ocarina? Something to play with? In your lil' basement? Something to keep you busy until they open the hatch and toss you down your next serving of slop? Whoooose a good boy now? Whoooooose a good boy? Goood lil' Nicky! Yes, goooooood lil' Nicky! Awww, isn't he cute? Look! He's sitting on his hind legs! How adorable!