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Label: Ninja School In Space! Label Type: unsigned Location: Singapore,
Singapore
"The most unquestionably weird, fashionably wonky and ninjaliciously unique band in the uber-verse!"
Watch the anime-inspired official music video of
THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG Warning: One of the most deliciously random music videos ever made! Strange pelvis thrusting aliens invade Earth and try to turn the womenfolk into cups of instant noodles!
BAND BIO-GIRAFFY!
Hailing from the nether regions of ASIA, ASTRONINJA is made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY!
They are inspired by their love for anime music, fashion, J rock / Western punk rock music and of course, ninjas in space. Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers.
The band is set to tour the UNITED STATES for their 2009 NINJAS ALIVE TOUR!
You are loved. You are beautiful. And Levan Ninja, singer of ASTRONINJA, will now do a GIRAFFE DANCE just for you!
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SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION ASIAN ALBUM RELEASE
NOW AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!
(Available on iTunes, Amazon Paypal and CDBaby!)
ASTRONINJA'S STUNNING DEBUT ALBUM
'KISS MY ASTRO!'
Featuring 11 original ninjalicious tunes!
"As random as Hello Kitty in a Leonardo da Vinci painting! Guaranteed to make you leap off your seat and do the giraffe dance! The perfect addition to any independent music freak's collection!"
GERMAINE LIM, 8 Days Magazine, Singapore.
"Blending razor sharp wit, bawdy humour, raucous irreverence for authority, water-tight musicianship, deadly pop hooks and unadulterated punk rock sensibility, Asia's stealthiest ninjas have released a fine rocking album which is both wicked and inspiring"
DANIEL SASSOON, Electrico, Singapore
"100% Asian-blended political incorrectness! The most exciting Asian rock album to emerge this year!"
ALBUM REVIEW, powerofpop.com
"What a debut! Buy this and you will not be disappointed. There's something for everyone on this album. Quality music and very sound vocals. 'Teenage Masquerade' and 'Thunder' finish the record off with a treat. Well done lads!!!""
JK SIMBOB, USA, CDBaby member & a happy ninja listener!
"The album is amazing! It's totally different from anything I've ever listened to. Every song makes me want to either get up and dance or try and eat an entire bag of marshmellows by myself within 15 minutes. yay!"""
PHOEBE, USA, CDBaby member & another happy ninja
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A message from the band
"HELLO NINJA OF THE WORLD!
Thanks for checking our tunes!
We hope they make you punch your ceiling with feelings of goodness
With a fist called 'Smile'!
Add us up on the following pages and drop us a HI, HELLO THERE! greeting! We'd love to hear from you!
We read and respond to ALL your messages, so don't be shy!"
Yours,
ASTRONINJA
CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW TO ADD THE BAND UP!
Sounds Like
The sound of your mother throwing pots and pans down the staircase, monkeys when they mate, and the sound the pizza boy makes when your sister flirts with him. Hitler on a weed high.
Influences
A blend of Asian and Western peanut butter on the brain!
Ellegarden, Larc En Ciel, KISS, Britney Spears, The Mars Volta, Ash, X-Japan, POLYSICS, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Sex Pistols
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