I don't like it when people I don't know add me to their friends list, that's why my profile used to start with "don't add me to your friends list!", but we all know that no one reads profiles, so of course I got added all the time. I used to delete myself from those friends lists again, but that's becoming Mission Impossible. So from now on, you can add me to your friends list. I won't like it and I doubt that I will ever comment you, but I'm not going to put my energy in removing me from all those lists anymore.

My name is Machtelt. That's a very old Dutch name which you probably can't pronounce.

I have a cat named Moenix. I love him to bits.

I have cetaphobia (fear of whales). Free Willy is a horror movie to me. I start shivering and screaming when I accidently see a whale on TV and don't dare to open my eyes for about 2 minutes afterwards.

I get turned on by the word 'kei-hard' (dutch for rock hard).

I'm currently on a diet and so far, I've lost 12 kilo! (that's 26.4 pounds)

I am very dominant and hard to please.

I am full of brilliant ideas.

I hate working on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Weekends are for partying!

I am incredibly arrogant.

I can do a million different voices. I can imitate almost everyone.

Now what's up with this Japan-hype? It's not like if you are *Kawaii* (which means cute) enough, memorize tons of useless Japanese words, listen to J-rock, eat sushi or collect manga-stuff, you'll magically turn into a Japanese person. Ok if you love the stories and the Japanese history. Who doesn't? But looking like a complete moron and acting like a 6-year old (which is very Kawaii... *puke*) is NOT ok. You should be ashamed of yourself. If there still were samurai, they would definitely come to kill you.

Words like Honolulu and ukelele make me giggle.

I love reality soaps.

In winter, I find the greatest summer clothes and vice versa. Slightly annoying.

I think global warming is overrated.

I have some kind of mental disease. I don't know what it is, but it's definitely there.

I am easily annoyed by teens. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate them all. But it's like the majority of them can't speak normally, they always have to yell, use non-existing words, make stupid moves while they talk, ... Just to get some attention. Saying something intelligent on a normal tone does not cross their minds. But secretly, I know I was like that too when I was younger. So here is a big SORRY to everyone I have annoyed with my stupidity back then.

I am obsessed by laundry. I love doing laundry and most of all, I love watching laundry dry. I can look at wet clothing on the rack for hours. I know that's weird.

I talk back at commercials. "No no, YOU should buy it yourself. You can't convince me by showing a stupid shampoo bottle flying around on a screen." And yes, sometimes there is namecalling involved.

I make fun of people, just because I like it. I am a terrible person.

My cat is castrated, but I still have his balls in a jar on my desk. Don't believe me? Take a look at my pictures.

I have no problem with saying what's on my mind. I really am dead honest. You either love it or hate it.

When thinking of an object, I don't see the object in front of me in my mind, but I see how the name of that object is written. I see the word. I've read that that is a special gift and not many people can do that, but I don't know if that is true.

I am terrible at keeping other people's secrets.

I used to be totally into cyberindustrial and dark electro, but nowadays I'm starting to like the 'normal' hit chart music better and better.

I'm in love with Maarten. He is without a doubt the sweetest guy I've ever met.