You're probably better off not contacting me. I won't respond unless I know you from the forum or in person. Of course, you're probably not even reading this anyway and have the social skills of a rock in the middle of the Sahara and will proceed to send me a friend request and a message proclaiming you have rated me on my nonexistent rating meter.
Orson Scott Card
long hair on guys
dark, dry humour
people with no logical reasoning skills