WARNING, READ BEFORE USE: I am both a troll and an asshole and will often mock people or make "rude" remarks. How you react to it will decide where it goes from there. Example given: seeing it for the classic comedy it is, raging, white-knighting etc. I give little to no fucks about my existence on this site as a rule, so "bombing" me is seen as a source of laughter. As are bad ratings, blocking me, and making silly remarks after blocking me. (which I do not bother deleting, as I am not a pussy.) I look forward to perhaps meeting some people with a sense of humor and enough self esteem to deal with the reality of human diversity. (All rights reserved to Reverend T. Incorporated™, Made in China.)

So as you´re poking around on this I´d expect you give a damn who I am and perhaps even what my story is, or that you´re horribly bored to the point of finding boring people like me to stare at.

If its one of those first two, very well, welcome and be my guest to speak to me or such should I be around. Do note however that I appreciate the courtesy of being written to a little on here prior to being added on an IM. If it's the last one, I´d suggest watching some paint dry, it's potentially more entertaining.

Should you wish for some prior knowledge, carry on and read the following:

My name is Tom.

I am from both Germany and the United states. Though Berlin is my home and I have not returned to the US since I left over 11 years ago.

I am rather open in matters of personal opinion, so long as I am directly asked. Conversation is not my strong point. Honesty, however, is.

No I am not in a relationship, but unless you´re from the same place as me and somehow stand out to me I probably give no shit that you exist as far as romance is concerned, or in general really.

Yes, I am looking for a relationship, as unlikeable as I may seem. However I desire someone who can stand both loyal and strong in hard times to serve as both lover and companion.

No, I do not fit to any form of specific social group or easily defined musical style. I am essentially just my own batshit insane and slightly eccentric self with a broad taste in art, music and so on and I consider social groups something for the immature and insecure.

Yes, I am what most would consider "arrogant", "narcissistic", "cold", "detached", "indifferent" and as someone with a "dominant" or "overpowering" personality, and much of this may well be fitting, however I do not care. I take pride in who I am and if you cannot deal with it, do not deal with me. Simple, no? Different people have different ways. Also note that I am not as unapproachable as I may seem, act respectful, civil and behave towards me in the way you yourself wish to be treated and you may well win my respect, regard and perhaps loyalty as a friend.

Yes, I am an asshole and feel zero need to be "nice" , I prefer honesty over pleasantries and false smiles, cold indifference is the most a lot of you will receive, or perhaps not, talk to me and find out.

No, I do not like fucking Rammstein, they are more popular in the US than here. Anyone asking me this, go die in a fire.

No,I have no religion and politics bore the shit out of me though I have a broad knowledge of both, toy pagans also bore me.

Why is my english so good? Because I´m half US. Also because I´m not a complete barbarian and prefer not to butcher a language if it can be avoided.

Why does my profile look boring and basic? Because I am lazy and prefer not to be an internet peacock. What you see is what you get.

There, enough ranting, speak to me if you want to know more or simply chat.

Note: After having it happen many times, anyone adding me randomly as a friend that is not a band without speaking to me previously, will get a rating of 1. Yes, that's right, regardless how super awesome you think you are or even actually are, you will get a 1. (Do note that giving me a 1 in return will make me laugh at you.)