"I mean seriously, show me someone who doesn't have any dead hookers in their basement, and I'll show you someone who is tired of life."
Status: vexed by that which vexes all men
Sex: male Age: 33 Location: Amsterdam,
New York, United States
Member since: August 25, 2010 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Recruited By:Vermin
Hello, I'm here at the behest of Vermin. I think he's either got a mancrush on me, or wants to live vicariously through me.
I'm a colossal nerd. I actually spend a night each month pretending I'm a vampire in the company of others who do the same. Yeah, it's LARPing, but it keeps me off the streets and the hookers in my basement. I also paint little toy soldiers.
I'm opinionated, obnoxious, self biased, and these are my good traits.
I have an adorable son who is responsible for three pregnancies by proxy.
Sometimes, We refer to ourself in the third person.
Kindly refrain from just adding me as a friend without some kind of interaction beforehand that would suggest that we're acquaintances. I'm not one of those "friend collectors;" my e-peen is of an adequate length and girth to not need the validation.
Likes
Beer. Scotch. pr0n. general man stuff. Warhammer 40k, Dungeons and Dragons. White Wolf's World of Darkness.
Dislikes
androgyny: pick a gender and stick with it. blurring the lines went out with bowie.
mass-produced tourist crap: I prefer my idols to say "made by lemonhead" on the bottom. Ventriloquism: Someone should let that touch-hole with the terrorist dummy that ventriloquism acts haven't been cool since Eisenhower.
Favorite Music
Schubert's Winteresse. Wagner's Ring Cycle. Most of the Beethoven string quartets.
For more modern tastes, I enjoy Mudvayne, Fear Factory, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Hellyeah, The Kingston Trio, Trampled by Turtles, Jimmy Buffet (yeah, my mother raised a parrothead, and Margaritaville always goes over well at karaoke night), and Deftones.
I try my best to be polite to folks. As for scholar, far from it, just trying to refine my own set of common sense (even though sometimes I drop the ball). And thank you for the rating.
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