Hello, I'm here at the behest of Vermin. I think he's either got a mancrush on me, or wants to live vicariously through me.
I'm a colossal nerd. I actually spend a night each month pretending I'm a vampire in the company of others who do the same. Yeah, it's LARPing, but it keeps me off the streets and the hookers in my basement. I also paint little toy soldiers.
I'm opinionated, obnoxious, self biased, and these are my good traits.
I have an adorable son who is responsible for three pregnancies by proxy.
Sometimes, We refer to ourself in the third person.
Kindly refrain from just adding me as a friend without some kind of interaction beforehand that would suggest that we're acquaintances. I'm not one of those "friend collectors;" my e-peen is of an adequate length and girth to not need the validation.
Beer. Scotch. pr0n. general man stuff. Warhammer 40k, Dungeons and Dragons. White Wolf's World of Darkness.
androgyny: pick a gender and stick with it. blurring the lines went out with bowie.
mass-produced tourist crap: I prefer my idols to say "made by lemonhead" on the bottom. Ventriloquism: Someone should let that touch-hole with the terrorist dummy that ventriloquism acts haven't been cool since Eisenhower.
Schubert's Winteresse. Wagner's Ring Cycle. Most of the Beethoven string quartets.
For more modern tastes, I enjoy Mudvayne, Fear Factory, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Hellyeah, The Kingston Trio, Trampled by Turtles, Jimmy Buffet (yeah, my mother raised a parrothead, and Margaritaville always goes over well at karaoke night), and Deftones.