Sex: male Age: 26 Location: Tilburg,
Noord brabant, The Netherlands Orientation: Straight Status: Single Rating: 10.00 Rating points: 120
Member since: January 04, 2006 Last logged in: May 25, 2012, 03:31pm
Occupation: Ninja that uuh ..catches pokemon!! Account Status: Free Account Rated by: 12 people
So you wanna know about me, thanks you rock! Allright then this is me just look above, *wave* Hi
You may call me Mart-(y) but lord of the universe i except as well :3
I'm shy, but once I get to know the person I tend to joke around. I'm 25 on the outside;; 8 on the inside. At the moment I live in Maastricht but born in Tilburg, (ja daar woon ik echt) I do volenteer work at an animal shelter/care for work I study at an art academy
I guess I'm sweet I guess I'm a big kid at times
I'm the boy you love to hate I heart my friends, They are teh sex I'm generally an easy going guy but can be a rebel at times ^^" I have my own way of doing things I like to have fun More fun then yew I'm a person with a strange sense of humour I really love animals and I laugh at my own jokes [it's kinda lame]
I love japan and the japanese there cute && pervy I can be weird at times, I guess I've seen to many movies or something, but that's part of my charm *barf* Don't like it? well you can go and fudge yourself Batman is my dad and Darth Vader my mum so you know I come from a screwed up family
I'm a hopeless romantic as you might have guessed and like it
I'm sort of a filmfreak I'm sort of a gamer yeah i beat your mum at mario kart!
And at the end of the day I'll go to bed in my hideous pyjama pants with in one hand my guitar and a ninja stab knife in the other.
� likes �
What I like eh?..well you [god that's cheesy] music is my girlfriend being with friends Harajuku snow I can watch it fall for hours and play in it all day anime/manga I watch so much my life begins to turn into one. I love romance saying stupid things and words no one's ever heard before (They think I lie, but I only make the words up) shopping "OMFG but your a guy!" yeah I know ^-^ I frigg'n love my shoes candels hugs, kisses and cuddling cuffs (a) cooking traveling being vega pirates *yarr ninja's *woosh vampires *blah robots *beep dinosaurs *rawr and I happen to be all of the above ^__^ taking lots of photo's being lazy being skinny watching people that I look younger then I am d: roses having fun Disney Optimus prime is my hero! toons 80's,50's movies old movies making my clothes playing dress-up animals trees, proud tree hugger right here rain (most of the time) the moon Ben & jerry's chocolat chipped cookies kitsch stuff arty stuff funny people books I do read a lot writing poetry/stories drawing fixing my hair j-rocking girls && boys girls with cat ears ^^ cubeday If there ever was a award for making up stupid holidays we would be beaten to death with it. Kirby is my lil' pink biatch ...i know your jealous I can see you O_o
� dislikes �
crowded places like disco's,it ain't my thing alright animal cruelty slutty, shallow, snobby girls slutty, shallow, snobby boys lairs,racists,homophobes and all that jazz loud drunk people boring people lots of bodyhair meanies being lonley being lied to popularity potatoes && meat badhair days that I constantly seem to destroy my lamp people staring at me because im not like them Goirle (where i live)
i'm not gonna name all the bands i listen to thats to much work and i'm lazy I mostley listen to J Rock and sum jpop/screamo/emo/classics and punk but I like a whole lot more But I'm a J music luver J-Rock in general is my passion and I love those bands to hell
And now I will tell you about ninja's!
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Maxim said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power! Ninjas are sooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. And I'm proud to be one. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my wee wee)
So did you find my life entertaining? Am I funny? HUH? Do I fucking amuse you?! And if I did, get your hand out of your pants and leave a comment, you perv ! If you want to see more of me come by Goirle and ask for the "different" guy, they will point at some guy, dancing for change to buy .....well proberly crap like a rubber duckie. oh and give him an euro, I will dance if you do..please
