"I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment." -Andy Warhol
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Sex: female Age: 22 Location: Omaha,
Nebraska, United States
Member since: May 28, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Occupation: I Do Hair
My name is ashley. If you take of the ley you get ash but most people take off the a and call me shlee.Im a cosmetologist, I do hair.Im just an old soul in a young body.Im a horror movie junkie. I am the love child of Robert Smith and Elvira the queen of darkness.Im a pessimist and im bitter. Dont talk to me then suddenly stop,fucking annoying shit. Im a danger to myslef and society and must be kept away from scissors,knives,ropes,sporks and salad tongs.Stupid things bother me. Some day I'll have a farm and raise me a heard of buffalo,you wait and see. No one seems to listen and no one seems to care.I Only listen to old school gangsta rap beyotch. I have extreme mood swings and act out based upon them. I abuse froot loops and other breakfast cereals. I qoute obscure movies and television programs. I keep to myself unless you talk to me first. The world is a filthy disgusting place im forced to reside in. I love animals and any small adorable creatures I can smother with love. I am a nerd and always will be. Doing hair is my life. Ich spreche deutsch,nicht so gut. Art is what I use to pass time and music is the fuel. I write,not enough as I should,if you should ever happen upon one of my disasters,I apologize in advance. Fuck. I'll never be famous...but I should be.
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