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Xian_Haos
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Ni Hao Ma. Wo Xi Xian. MODEL MANUFACTURE DATE: February 20th, 1985 Parts made in: Japan, China, Scotland, Finland, and the Roma/gypsy nations; assembled in Japan and shipped to the USA I was born in Japan. I come from the samurai family Hara, which means meadow. I lived in Japan for the first 4 years of life before moving here. I share my b-day with Kurt Cobain (whose ghost is mine to tap into for inspiration, dammit!); it helps me when doing things requiring the right side of my brain meat. OPERATING SYSTEMS: Religion-wise, I am open. I love to study and read into other religions/theologies. Buddhism has a certain charm to it, though. Maybe it's for me? I don't know. Paganism seems to also pull me into itself. A succubus/incubus at heart, I am sensitive towards other people's energies and emotions. I have been called a "male geisha" because I anticipate a person's needs/wants/desires, which I guess makes me a wonderful entertainer/host towards guests. :p ACCESSORIES INCLUDE: I have a dog. I have now taken on a Pit Bull/German Shepherd mix. she seems alright. Kind of damaged in the head-box. She cowers at any sign of approach and when you pet her, she immediately lies on her back and "bellies up". She's going to be a real bitch *pun!* to train to be a good dog... DEFENSE/SECURITY SYSTEMS: I was trained in several martial arts, those include Shaolin Gung Fu, Muay Thai, Wing Chun, Shotokan Karate, Aikido, Tae Kwon Do *icky...* and cat fighting *bitch, you know my man ain't yo' baby's daddy!* ;-). I am looking into Wushu gung fu, Capoeira, or maybe studying Jeet Kune do philosophy. I am also proficient with the Katana, the Chien/Jian and the meteor hammer/rope dart/chain flail. SPECIAL FEATURES INCLUDE: I played a variety of musical instruments at one time. They included, but are not limited to: the piano, the violin, the cello, the guitar (both electric and acoustic),and bass (bowed, plucked and electric). As of 2003 *following a rather annoying accident, those instruments are a bit difficult (or with some, impossible) to play. So.... maybe I'll try percussion. :) I am a Roma for the Renaissance Faire of Washington. Roma means gypsy in layman's terms; I also bellydance. How 'bout that? I have been belly dancing for about 6-7 years now. I picked it up real easy. I suggest that everyone try it. It's not just for women, after all. It was invented by men. It was just perfected by women. And if the female friends I have are speaking the truth, it doesn't hurt to apply a few of the principals in bed. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* I am practicing Henna/Mehandi tattooing, and would love people who would be willing to let me practice on them. Be my living scratch paper!!! Other Notes: I prefer Erotica to Porn, but will watch porn anyways for a laugh. Maybe make it a social occasion. (porn party anyone? I'm up for anything, cause I've seen it all, unfortunately) Bondage has recently sparked my curiosity.
SYSTEM COMPATIBILITY: I will read everyone's comments and try to comment back...
I don't discriminate on the following: Sex, Religion, Race, Location, Sexuality, social "clique", Disease status, Age, and there's more, but I can't think right now. Don't get me wrong, I'll still seethe at you if you're an ass hole. As much as I try not to, I'm still somewhat human (but I'm working on it), so of course I'm going kick a little ignorant ass. I hate as much as any human, it's just a little bit more focused towards an individual. Be wary that all energies/deeds in the universe come back to bite you in the ass. So it does us no good to put negative energies out there for no reason. Inversely, no good deed goes un-punished, so be careful with that too. ADVERTISING/MARKETING FOR XIAN MODEL 2.1 Don't be shy, I don't bite...without permission. Let's chat, do lunch if you're close enough, because I love making friends, meeting people and socializing. But please. Chat. I purposely put on my aim/Y!/MSNger sn's so you could all talk/chat/harass me if you'd like. Thanks! *poof and disappears* System Specs for a Xian ver. 4.3: PHYSICAL SPECS FOR XIAN MODEL 2.1: -Height: 5'8" -Weight: 180-200 lbs on any given day, fluctuating. -Hair color: Black/brown -Eye Color: Green/Rust Red -Body Type: Wide Bone structure, and a little bit of a fat ass. -Sexuality: Status - In Research -Piercings: 2 in ears, 1 bellybutton, 2 nips, Prospects for future - piercings are in planning -Tattoos: 1 pentacle on left shoulder, 1 on accident (see damage report). Other more purposeful ones have been mapped out and planning is in works. -Designs are in fabricating processes. -IQ: 148 *I'm as suprised as you are* -Damage Reports: scar on left 3 middle fingers due to a rather silly accident; left ankle was broken due to rough handling; left pinky toe was broken due to careless use; left eyebrow area was cut open, and cranial damage occured as a result. Scar on back from operation in 2000. Scar on navel, a result of an infected piercing being rejected. ACL on both legs have been damaged at one time. Right thumb was recently broken in a fist fight (ooh, how manly *rolls eyes*). Likes:  Music, Swords and other weapons that don't require explosions to work (I will use weapons with explosions if I have to, note that. I just won't like it), Martial arts, stuffed animals, Raves, FirePlay, Men and Women (when I'm not being A-Sexual), Wuxiau cinema, Light B/D/S/M, Reading, Meeting new people, attaining knowledge, "Asian-ness", piercings, tattoos, le parkour (it is so invigorating, you should try it!), Paranormalities, EVP, ghosties, old architechture, Horror Movies, beautiful peoples everywhere, silky silky bedsheets;-), bellydancing, clayworking, glass cutting/blowing, weapons that look like they shouldn't exist, Bollywood, Akira Kurosawa movies, drawing, writing, calligraphy (both asian and english), Kill Bill, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Amy Lee, Margaret Cho, Viggo Mortensen, Kurt Cobain, Missy Elliot *yes, I know, but I like her. she's creative*, Shakira, Wayne Static, Wes Borland *blushes*, Michelle Yeoh, Sarah Brightman, Maggie Cheung, Opera, Anita Mui, Anime/Manga, my new digi cam, Cirque du Soleil, Salad Fingers, Mana Sama. more posted later  Dislikes: Cue the Violins, people. Here it comes.
Ignorance, Drama queens/excess drama, people who don't bathe or have neglected their hygiene a little too much. People who have closed minds and think too mundanely. Homophobia *the most useless of hates; I shall only tolerate it in sarcasm i.e. see Margaret Cho*, Racism, hypocrites and religeous intolerance. more posted later
too much emo music, being bored with nothing to do, bad drivers, movies that are just plain BAAAD (and not like Rocky horror picture show, or Plan 9 From Outer Space), the fact that on the rare occasion I DO get attracted to someone, they aren't of a corrosponding sexuality or available. people with no imagination, overly conservative people, the fact that gravity is a constant; no matter how hard I fight it (one day, I shall succeed), my fat arse, infected piercings, atkins dieting (sorry, I've grown quite attached to my brain and liver), more posted later Favorite Music: All music types. I can stand it all. But my favourites lie between industrial symphonic/melodic and heavy fuckin' metal. I've been getting more and more into J-Rock/Visual Kei
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