Hi there I'm Lexi, I'm from this piece of shit oil boom town in bum fucked Egypt. Sarcastic but rational saying from my parts; quite literally, if the mosquito was our state bird, it would anialate all of human kind and make earth their kingdom in which the only survivors become slaves.... ahahaha yeah I pretty much wish this place would burn in hell. Yeah I know I'm rambling on about shit that probably doesn't matter, but what can I say I'm a stoner and proud of it. Many of my conversations though, are based off logic. It may come across funny to you, but I just might be serious enough to call your bluff, but in the end I'm just messing with you and being the sarcastic bitch my parents raised me to be. People judge too often. That's why they dont succeed, but if people would really just sit down smoke a j and relax they'd be more observant of thier surroundings and learn a lot more of not only the people they hang around, but it can also open your eyes to a whole new world. A peaceful world where no one took opinion too seriously. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no not everyone always agrees with each other, but respect goes a long way in someones eyes and not a single soul can tell me it doesn't. Even the meanest and rudest people have a heart they just haven't gotten the right attention. Anyways; my point before i go off any longer, if you want to talk to me know this, I'm a peaceful person but I do have boundaries I don't hold grudges and I can and will be the greatest friend you've ever had. Please respect the plant I don't like the downtalk if you don't want to keep peace I suggest you dont talk to me. Well I suppose if you want to get to know me more and possibly figure out my mysterious ways, which I doubt you can cuz even the most observant, radiant, outstanding, and sophisticated genius can't put my puzzle together; but if you do I will give you the benefit of the doubt and go on to praise you for your fine work. I have 2 babies, SaydieAnn and David. I couldn't imagine life without them.
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I very much dislike improper grammar, they tought us english for a reason. Another thing I don't like is being pointed down on because I smoke weed. So what, like anyone gives a crap, it's a fucking plant. It's a lot better than smoking ciggarettes or drinking beer. I don't recall there being any reports of death, disease, or traumatising things caused by weed. Honestly, I think the government is afraid of losing control of society if they leglized weed. I smoke to their death of drinking habits, that fill their liver with toxins; that will shrivel like balloons and they will die a slow and painful death. I shall die in peace for freeing my body, and when I die I will laugh in their faces!!! I also hate people who fuck with me or my family so don't try.