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Viking_axel
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Latest Journal Entry: survey November 30, 2008, 10:58pm
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My name? Its James. Please comment something other than my hair. I'm anything BUT an average person.
On vampirefreaks When I view your page, I will look at your relationship status first. This is because I get enough shit from idiots that don't realize that I didn't know they were dating so-and-so. If I see that you are married or dating someone AND have any sexy/Burlesque photos of yourself on your profile, I will rate you a 1 no questions asked. Once again, I don't care if you're premium or not, it's your/someone elses money=] If I see you are a lesbian, I will still flirt, because its part of who I am. I do not like being sent those stupid evil smilie looking things, NORMAL smilies are fine. I check the top rated girls A LOT. I am better looking than you=D maybe. If I think you're pretty, I'll tell you. I like to test people, I learn much more about you than you think. I like to read profiles and laugh at the stupid things people put on there like "Don't Judge me!1!1oneoneampersand" I cook. I am kind, if you can't be the same I urge you to please shoot yourself, you're a waste of skin, cells, and precious space. I do not like layouts, I am cooler than you for not having one. Go McCain. If you hate Techno, you hate music period. 99.9% of the picture comments I'll leave you are in private, because I believe in a thing called privacy. I know for a fact that when I see an Uber-Gorgeous girl with hair falls and style I really like, that she is taken. If you decide to call me a stalker/creepy/ugly, I won't care because I'm better than you could ever hope to be. I think all of you are hypocrites, because you seem to discriminate and abolish anyone close-minded. I will think you're an idiot if you upload sexual innuendo onto the site and get mad at guys for hitting on you. You have no idea how hard it is to not enter a cuss word in here. I won't fuck you up if you mess with my friends, I'd feel sorry after thinking about what they'd do to you. Yes I like to Cyber, I have my reasons. You can't stop me from just rating you, it can be done by clicking rate&comment, then just putting a rating in. No comment...voila. By the way, if I managed to make you laugh/giggle/chuckle at any point through my profile, I will feel accomplished. I know I may come off as very narrow minded and arrogant, but I'm really not like that. You just have to pay attention to see that trait. If you can't accept my weird personality, then you have become the very thing you hate. anything else? ask. My ancestry is really cool, or at least I think so. I have Irish, German, Swedish, Scottish, and Norwegian in me. Theres a fair amount of German from both sides of my family. My dad had Swedish in his blood. In the Scottish Highlands, my clan was powerful enough to be their own nation. One interesting bit is that due to the 12th century marriage between my clan's founding member [Donald] and the Norwegian princess Rahnhildis, I have Royal blood flowing in my veins you could say. The weird part is Donald was the grandson of Somerled, who expelled the vikings from our ancestral homeland. Seeing as That means I have both Viking AND Celtic ancestry, I could be called a Velt. Lol I couldn't think of another name. As for the Irish part, somewhere along the way my clan must have split into more branches and found their way to Ireland. As for what I'M really like, You can usually find me hanging with friends, reading, and doing the usual, etc. I love to collect weaponry, no guns. Seriously, fuck guns, there is no honor in them. I'm quiet to the point where people think I've exercised exceptional self-Discipline. Which is true because I don't wanna find out what happens if I lose control. I only mosh to bands I think are godly. I won't mosh for crapshoots like A7X. I make fun of so many things though, half the time I don't mean it. I dunno, I'm weird. Seriously weird. Weird people go WTF? at me, that in itself is a huge accomplishment. Here's a list of random things I do: -Make funny noises or voice impressions at unecessary times. -Sit like L, I find his mannerisms appealing lol. -Slouch down my chair to the point I fall onto my back. -Twist and crack my arms, legs, knuckles, toe knuckles, and neck until they crack. -Make funny faces. -Scratch my head. -Give mean glares at people that are annoying me. -Keep people from eating my hair. -Look at anyone around my school with an emo cut and mutter "fag." under my breath. -I'm lazy. But I get the work done. -Repeat the mean little whispers people think I can't hear out loud like this: ::Person 1 to Person 2: "OMG look at his hair. loser." ::Me: "OMG! LOOK AT HIS HAIR! shut up." [done in a loud voice]. -I live to see what people think of my random ass styles, it's fun. Likes: Older women:P you'd be surprised. Sometimes Slightly younger women, I like teh cute face. Pillaging. Mead. Own Philosophy. My hair color. Amphibious warfare. Noir. Blue and Green eyes Red hair or Black hair, especially if it is wavy or curly. Casino Royale look. Red lipstick. Neon Colors. High self-esteem. Making faces or funny and weird noises. Making people laugh. Dislikes: I Won't hate you if you like anything on this list. beef jerky haters. When girls send one word replies. any emo or scene bands. Jerks. People under the age of 23 and engaged. fake lesbians, as in the ones that go lesbo after being messed up by some dude. Hot topic, the only exception is if you go in there for makeup/T-shirts. slipknot. korn. Men that hit women. Guns. Favorite Music: -Death Metal. -Power Metal. -Black Metal. -Progressive Metal. -Techno. -House. -Trance. -Electronica. -Classical Disney songs in Swedish. -Stuff like Rick Astley. -Very select few Hip-Hop or Drum and Bass songs. Bands I have seen to date. [that I went to the concert to see, no horrible side bands.]
NOTE: I've seen many more bands than this, a lot of which I'm not proud of.
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