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I am the very model of a forum moderator I've a list of regulations that could stretch round the equator. They're most useful when I feel the need to silence a debator claiming that I'm nothing more than a compulsive masturbator. And if I miss your spamming now, be sure I'll catch it later so don't you suggest that I abuse my scrotum with a grater for I'll damn you as a troll, a dolt, a jackal and a hater, and I'll fiddle with your sig to make it read "I am a traitor". I always feel uneasy when I chance upon some jollity for fear that it might step across the line into frivolity and if I interfere I know the chances are you'll bollock me. At least I know administrators stand behind me solidly, so if your posts begin to show the merest dip in quality you can be sure that you will soon be sampling my ferocity and as our admins sling you out at frightening velocity I'll add a kiss-off line of quite stupendous virtuosity. My every dream revolves around the string of letters "QWERTY" and the speed with which I act when an upset bloke hits "Alert". He knows he always can rely on me when forums get too dirty. I don't need that sort of nonsense while I'm dealing with my puberty. So please resist temptation when your mind is getting murky for my repressed sexuality has left me rather quirky and I'd rather not be forced to have to stuff you like a turkey, or to chew you up and spit you out like part-digested jerky. I'd like to reassure you that I've no wish to be rid of these apparently quite pointless and debateable abilities. This small and helpful insight into real responsibilities may help me in my struggle with my social disabilities. So while I give a little something back to the community I also get to grips with all my autistic proclivities, and when in public situations finally I feel at ease a real living pair of boobies I may one day get to squeeze. I've seen a girl I fancy, but I know I'll never date her, and I'll never kiss, I'll never woo, I'll never procreate her. And I know that I will never even make it as a waiter for I've given up my life in the pursuit of something greater. In closing let me offer up these thanks to my creator for making me a PC-based bitchfight adjudicator. I'm a hypermanic ubermenschen rule-regurgitator and I am the very model of a forum moderator.

Swearing. Surfing. Shrooms. Howling at the moon.

Giant Pandas and IKEA. Giant Pandas in particular. They're evolved to be a powerful omnivore, with the capability to hunt, but they're too fat and idle to eat anything that moves faster than twigs. What's more, they can't even be bothered to fuck each other even though the very future of their species depends on it. Bastards. Wipe them all out and spare the environmentalists the slow, lingering heartbreak.

Coil. Current 93. Bauhaus. Killing Joke. My Bloody Valentine. Nature and Organisation. The Birthday Party. Miranda Sex Garden. The Sisters of Mercy. Nurse With Wound. Funkadelic. Slint. The Hair And Skin Trading Company. Main. Spacemen 3. The Young Gods. Mark Lanegan. Sheila Chandra. Swell. Loop. Mind.in.a.box. Wumpscut. Willis. Bastro. Scorn. Blind. Flying Saucer Attack. The God Machine. Godflesh. Techno Animal. Jesu. Grendel. Le mystere des voix Bulgares. Thin White Rope. Massive Attack. Daisy Chainsaw. Fun-da-Mental. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. The Raveonettes. The Hold Steady. The Replacements. Lull. Kitchens of Distinction. Tongue Man. Cyclobe. Wolf Eyes. White Noise. Orbital. Autechre. Underworld. Blind Willie McTell. Leadbelly. Ornette Coleman. The ecstasy of St Theresa. Revolution 9. The Auteurs. Baader Meinhoff. This Mortal Coil. Throwing Muses. DAF. Einsturzende Nuebaten. Skinny Puppy. Gwei-lo. A R Kane. A C Acoustics. A C Temple. Husker Du. The Jesus and Mary Chain. Neil Young. The Small Faces. The 13th Floor Elevators. Can. Faust.

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Scrollsavior [Reply]	May 12, 2008, 05:33pm ...A quick brush off my poetic work in the Political area! ...there is however room for comments in my say. I guess I should have put my say about Bush in the poetry section. So that you know - my work might be published by major sources! ~~~My ELITE DISCOTHEQUE is still a vain attribute of mine because I love it so much to the extent that I'd want to take it beyond this life! How can I ever change that not to be a vain lean, or should I not? I love the music, and that's that!~~~
RaverBaby [Reply]	May 07, 2008, 05:43am Well I'm not sure if that will be completely necessary. When my friend went into my room this guy was completely passed out, that was all in the space of two minutes. That's the really scary part, I honestly don't think he even knew what he was doing. I know it's no excuse. I can't even remember what the final straw was, I just remember running from my bed room. I'm an idiot to say the least. But that's it. My flatmate is being a little bit sterner with my drinking, we're going to give away all the alcohol in the flat, and he'll be on full tea making duties. ________________________________________ "What is that incessant f**king beeping!!!"
daemontia_music [Reply]	May 04, 2008, 10:30pm thanks so much for the input on the tracks... thats the kind of feedback i really love, it helps me improve!!! I AM DAE-MON-TI-UH! HEEARRR MEEE ROAAAARRR! (roar)
Traci_Thirteen [Reply]	May 03, 2008, 05:42pm A partial of this. (Iris macro, I took it the other day.)
RaverBaby [Reply]	Apr 28, 2008, 06:09am I'm feeling less dramatic today! ________________________________________ "What is that incessant f**king beeping!!!"
Stavrogin [Reply]	Apr 26, 2008, 07:02pm Hey, you listen to The National's newest stuff yet? Its good, but I'm not quite sure if they headed in the right direction from Alligator. ---------------------------------------------- Children by the millions sing for Alex Chilton, when he comes round.
Dovie [Reply]	Apr 26, 2008, 09:49am And that's exactly what he is. I guess my mother was right. You get what you deserve. Shortcut
Hematemesis [Reply]	Apr 25, 2008, 02:03am Just for curiosity, wich post do you consider pointless, one of my jokes or what?
Hematemesis [Reply]	Apr 25, 2008, 01:45am Oh, but you are not affecting my thoughts at all, thats the important thing in philosophy you know, how do we think. And I will not be condescent (like most bootlickers you find in forums) just because you happen to be a moderator. If you delete posts just because they dont focuss on the topic then you would be on a quest to annoy everyone and impose yhour thinking over the users, pointless and silly in my opinion. Why? because in most forums of any kind always can happen that a discussion can be taken out of context, or turn out in a conversation, I remind you this is a recreative forum not an organized debate. Ask users such a idiot62 or Lucifershadowsoul if they think that my contribution to the forum is pointless, we have been through interesting topics last months. Moderator means to help the forum grow, not to be an electronic Mussolini. Good Bye
Hematemesis [Reply]	Apr 25, 2008, 01:28am Divergence on the main topic and stating other ideas are not pointless at all, the pointless in my opinion is to think that a silly, short and meaningless request as yours would be considered, or affect my thinking. good bye

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