The_Toxic_Cupcake

I'll give you a cupcake if you show me your boobies :3

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Sex: other
Age: 17
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Having sex with: Fluffy_Is_My_Name
Brother:: LustForAiden
Rating: 9.88
Rating points: 3023

Member since: November 02, 2011
Last logged in: May 23, 2013, 06:21pm
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 306 people

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(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づAbout Miss Lauren(◕‿◕✿)

Hi there, Love muffin. ^.^
I'm Lauren. But I have an infinite number of nicknames. We shall not go into that now.
I WILL NOT GET NAKED ON CAM AND I HATE WHEN GUYS TALK DIRTY TO ME! I can't stand that shit.
I have a medical condition that made my penis grow inside out.
As for my "breast", when I was younger there were little elves that snuck into my room while I slept and hit me in my nipple area, growing my "breast". They eventually softened up becoming the pillows they are today.
I am gay, I like boys. But girls, don't feel bad. I'll play with your boobies ^.^
I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TALK TO ME!
I tend not to respond to comments/pic comments just so you know
Nor I will talk to you if I find you creepy.
I'm a freelance model
I am originally from Levack, Ontario and moved to the states roughly nine years ago.
Currently, I am located in Charlotte, North Carolina.
I fucking LOVE cupcakes! Like sex in a cake you can carry around with you. You don't know the feeling of a good cupcake until I shove one down your throat. That sounds very sexual, but you like it!
Cupcakes give my foodgasms.. OM FUCKING NOM MOTHERFUCKERS!
I sell jewelry, clothing, and accessories that I have made. Some I wear in pictures. So if you see anything you like, you may always ask for my asking price for them and we could work something out [:
I'm very shy and tend not to talk much in a conversation unless I'm open with that person or talking about something that interest me.
I don't Like convos like "hey" "hey" "sup" "Nothing you?" "Same lol" BORING! Spice it up a bit!
I like to steal peoples cupcake virginities. Is that strange?
I hate when people call me beautiful, cute, pretty, sexy, hot, etc.. So please don't compliment me on my looks.
I don't like my looks personally. Not trying to be a stuck up bitch that is fucking hot but says she isn't because she is an attention whore. I honestly don't think I am.
I love meeting new people but please don't be a pussy, I have enough problems with my cat, I don't need you adding to her.
I rather be blunt ass motherfucker than one of those fake as bitches that will turn on you once you turn your back
I tend to use pick up lines from, "I wanna rape your face with my tongue." to "Get in the van"
Because I'm a SEXAY ASS MOTHERFUCKAA! (That is a joke obviously) d:
So what else do you wanna know? Inbox me if you wanna talk since It seems like you wanna know about me since you read this far. ^.^ ♥

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づmusic Lauren enjoys(◕‿◕✿)

Nirvana
Warrant
Skid row
Whitesnake
Sublime
Skrillex
Skream
Mala
Pinch
Vex'd
Tetra-Zeta
BassX
Pantera
Unique
Crystal Method
Adept
Air Traffic
As I lay dying
Atreyu
Basshunter
Blue October
Cute is what we aim for
Every Avenue
HeyHiHello
He Is We
italobrothers
Killswitch Engage
Manian
Millionaires
Modern Day Escape
Muse
Nickasaur
The Offspring
Papa Roach
Sonic Syndicate

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づFAQ(◕‿◕✿)

Q: How big are your boob?!?!?
A: Oh well, honey that is a secret between the girls and me. They usually end up growing so much I can't even tell you >.<
Q: Are your eyes really that green?
A: Pretty much, Sometimes greener with flash though
Q: Can I have your number?
A: No.
Q: Wanna fuck?
A: Hell fucking no.
Q: Are you a virgin?
A: Not anymore
Q: Do you have Skype?
A: Yes, Before asking to add me, please have a conversation with me before.
Q: Wanna cyber?
A: Fuck no.
Q: What type of girl are you?
A: I'm not a girl. I'm a guy that was born with an inside out dick that tends to bleed once a month.
Q: Can I see you naked?
A: No, you wanna see me naked, better stalk me from my closet because you will never see my goodies any other way.
Q: Do you actually play Magic The Gathering?
A: Yes I do. I mostly play it online now because, well nobody wants to play it with me! I have no friends..
Q: Would you do like/watch/fallow/ext. for this?
A: I will not do anything for you for anything unless I actually know you. I don't care if you give me money, premium, or any other weird shit you could give me for me to do something.
Q: Why?
A: BECAUSE I SAID SO! (Answer for everything with me)

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づLauren's Likes(◕‿◕✿)

Cupcakes
The word grr
Bubbles
Boobies
Hugs
Kisses
Cuddles
Kawaii
Tim Burton
Plush
Gay people
Kitties
Wolves
Sea Nymphs
Raves
Kandi
Penguins
Drawing
Sewing
DIY projects
Designing graphics
Editing pictures
Make-up
Hair
Baking
Writing
Making jewelry
Beautiful beads
Skyrim
Saints Row
RPGs
Gooberfaces ♥
Anime
PENIS!

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づLauren's hates(◕‿◕✿)

Bitches
Skanky whores
Sluts
Hoes
Liars
Cheats
Annoying people
My voice
My body
The color orange
Guys who think of me as "a play toy"
Creepers
Stalkers(Unless you is sexayy ;D)

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(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づLauren's other links(◕‿◕✿)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/LovelyLaurenLovesCupcakes
http://www.youtube.com/user/WakingUpSunshine
https://twitter.com/#!/Dark_Elf_Lauren
http://www.modelmayhem.com/2838727
http://www.meetme.com/member/53281036

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