(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づAbout Miss Lauren(◕‿◕✿) Hi there, Love muffin. ^.^
I'm Lauren. But I have an infinite number of nicknames. We shall not go into that now.
I WILL NOT GET NAKED ON CAM AND I HATE WHEN GUYS TALK DIRTY TO ME! I can't stand that shit.
I have a medical condition that made my penis grow inside out.
As for my "breast", when I was younger there were little elves that snuck into my room while I slept and hit me in my nipple area, growing my "breast". They eventually softened up becoming the pillows they are today.
I am gay, I like boys. But girls, don't feel bad. I'll play with your boobies ^.^
I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TALK TO ME!
I tend not to respond to comments/pic comments just so you know
Nor I will talk to you if I find you creepy.
I'm a freelance model
I am originally from Levack, Ontario and moved to the states roughly nine years ago.
Currently, I am located in Charlotte, North Carolina.
I fucking LOVE cupcakes! Like sex in a cake you can carry around with you. You don't know the feeling of a good cupcake until I shove one down your throat. That sounds very sexual, but you like it!
Cupcakes give my foodgasms.. OM FUCKING NOM MOTHERFUCKERS!
I sell jewelry, clothing, and accessories that I have made. Some I wear in pictures. So if you see anything you like, you may always ask for my asking price for them and we could work something out [:
I'm very shy and tend not to talk much in a conversation unless I'm open with that person or talking about something that interest me.
I don't Like convos like "hey" "hey" "sup" "Nothing you?" "Same lol" BORING! Spice it up a bit!
I like to steal peoples cupcake virginities. Is that strange?
I hate when people call me beautiful, cute, pretty, sexy, hot, etc.. So please don't compliment me on my looks.
I don't like my looks personally. Not trying to be a stuck up bitch that is fucking hot but says she isn't because she is an attention whore. I honestly don't think I am.
I love meeting new people but please don't be a pussy, I have enough problems with my cat, I don't need you adding to her.
I rather be blunt ass motherfucker than one of those fake as bitches that will turn on you once you turn your back
I tend to use pick up lines from, "I wanna rape your face with my tongue." to "Get in the van"
Because I'm a SEXAY ASS MOTHERFUCKAA! (That is a joke obviously) d:
So what else do you wanna know? Inbox me if you wanna talk since It seems like you wanna know about me since you read this far. ^.^ ♥
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づmusic Lauren enjoys(◕‿◕✿) Nirvana
As I lay dying
Cute is what we aim for
He Is We
Modern Day Escape