Sex: other Age: 18 Location: Charlotte,
North Carolina, United States Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Rating: 10.00 Rating points: 50
Member since: November 02, 2011 Last logged in: November 20, 2014, 08:19pm
Account Status: Free Account Rated by: 5 people
Hi there, Love muffin. ^.^
I'm Xy. But I have an infinite number of nicknames. We shall not go into that now.
Very open over the interwebs but I do not wish to be talked dirty to. I only talk dirty with my boyfriend, no one else
I have a medical condition that made my penis grow inside out.
As for my "breast", when I was younger there were little elves that snuck into my room while I slept and hit me in my nipple area, growing my "breast". They eventually softened up becoming the pillows they are today.
I am gay, I like boys. But girls, don't feel bad. I'll play with your boobies ^-^
I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF YOU DON'T AT LEAST TALK TO ME!
I tend not to respond to comments/pic comments just so you know
Nor I will talk to you if I find you creepy.
Currently, I am located in Charlotte, North Carolina.
I fucking LOVE cupcakes! Like sex in a cake you can carry around with you. You don't know the feeling of a good cupcake until I shove one down your throat. That sounds very sexual, but you like it!
Cupcakes give my foodgasms.. OM FUCKING NOM MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm very shy and tend not to talk much in a conversation unless I'm open with that person or talking about something that interest me.
I don't Like convos like "hey" "hey" "sup" "Nothing you?" "Same lol" BORING! Spice it up a bit!
I like to steal peoples cupcake virginities. Is that strange?
I hate when people call me beautiful, cute, pretty, sexy, hot, etc.. So please don't compliment me on my looks.
I don't like my looks personally. Not trying to be a stuck up bitch that is fucking hot but says she isn't because she is an attention whore. I honestly don't think I am.
I love meeting new people but please don't be a pussy, I have enough problems with my cat, I don't need you adding to her.
I rather be blunt ass motherfucker than one of those fake as bitches that will turn on you once you turn your back
I tend to use pick up lines from, "I wanna rape your face with my tongue." to "Get in the van"
Because I'm a SEXAY ASS MOTHERFUCKAA! (That is a joke obviously) d:
So what else do you wanna know? Inbox me if you wanna talk since It seems like you wanna know about me since you read this far. ^-^
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づmusic Xy enjoys(◕‿◕✿)
As I lay dying
Cute is what we aim for
He Is We
Modern Day Escape
Q: How big are your boob?!?!?
A: Oh well, honey that is a secret between the girls and me. They usually end up growing so much I can't even tell you >.<
Q: Are your eyes really that green?
A: Pretty much, Sometimes greener with flash though
Q: Can I have your number?
Q: Wanna fuck?
A: Hell fucking no.
Q: Are you a virgin?
A: Not anymore
Q: Do you have Skype?
A: Yes, Before asking to add me, please have a conversation with me before.
Q: Wanna cyber?
A: Fuck no.
Q: What type of girl are you?
A: I'm not a girl. I'm a guy that was born with an inside out dick that tends to bleed once a month.
Q: Can I see you naked?
A: No, you wanna see me naked, better stalk me from my closet because you will never see my goodies any other way.
Q: Do you actually play Magic The Gathering?
A: Yes I do. I mostly play it online now because, well nobody wants to play it with me! I have no friends..
Q: Would you do like/watch/fallow/ext. for this?
A: I will not do anything for you for anything unless I actually know you. I don't care if you give me money, premium, or any other weird shit you could give me for me to do something.
A: BECAUSE I SAID SO! (Answer for everything with me)
My amazing boyfriend
When Sir tells me I've been a good girl
The word grr
Intolerance against trivial things
The color orange
Random guys who think of me as "a play toy"
Stalkers(Unless you is sexayy ;D)