I am very blunt, don't forget it. Anyways.. Just your loveable smart ass that enjoys being talked nerdy to; pretty into brains, but definitely not a zombie. Love animals, have a sphynx and a black kitty. Will listen to about any and all music. I can best you in gaming, hands down. I have a pokemon related tattoo and zero regrets regarding it. I like to fish, skate, cook, draw, and scenic walks. Also, I'm short, not legal midget status, but definitely Munchkins from the Land of the Winkies short. When I think I'm alone at work I can often be caught belting out classic rock songs in the lobby, sometimes even wiggling my tush the way white girls that think they can dance do. If you take things too seriously, you probably will come to hate me as my sarcasm crosses the line a wee bit sometimes.
Cheese and beer (obviously I drink Wisconsibly), cookies are my weakness, dissecting serial killers (not literally... I mean profiling. Well... As far as authorities are concerned), fishing, skating, naps (by that I mean crashing for an entire day because I run myself ragged), manly belches, Asian girls, Pokemon