...Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long years Stole many man's soul and faith ...
I have the collected feelings of a 7 yr. old. So if I come off a little odd, it's because of a seizure I had that stunted some of my maturity, please be gentile...
The 5 things in the world that keep me from killing myself (no particular order) Video Games, Horror Movies, Comics, IHOP, and Space Jason...
I'm usually always pissed off @ something.
****I'm an amnesiac, I have epilepsy and had a seizure in 02' which wiped my memory, so i kinda have the collective memory of a 6 yr. old with the maturity of a 22 yr. old. I'm pitching my life as a sitcom for the NBC fall primetime line-up.****
...Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name...
I can pretty much do anything with my computer, plus i have a shitload of add on gadgets. the only thing missing is a molecular transporter...and im beta testing it.
I've seen about 2/3rds of all the Horror and Sci-Fi movies ever made. Plus i've seen a shitload of dead bodies in my life, so...yeah im pretty much immune to shock and gore.
Dont mistake me for "scene", "emo", or "goth". im none of that shit. i dont wear girl's jeans, play vampire dress-up, cut myself and write poetry, or spell "roar" "rawr".
I hate using the phone. For some dumb reason in my head the ring of the phone scares me. The only way to get ahold of me is by IM and Text.
...Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints. As heads is tails. just call me... ...cause i'm in need of some restraint
I go for about a week without sleep, and when i do sleep its for like 18 hours. So im usually always available late.
I'm not a prude about AIM or any of that shit, i didnt put it down there for no reason. Plus IM's are quicker than VF Comment Tag.
My greatest acheivement in life was getting the high score on the Galaga machine @ the UA movie theater in Indy. Everything else ive done in life has been done before, but that hasn't, and no one has beaten it yet...
I write for a living, its not much of a living since i only make 150 per story. i put all my rough drafts, rant, and throwaway stories on my Journal, so please read and comment, that'd kick ass
...So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste...
Likes
...I want to reach out and touch the sky. I want to touch the sun, but I don't need to fly. I'm gonna climb up every mountain of the moon, find the dish that ran away with the spoon...
Breaking and making fun of things. Thats my superpower. If i cant break and/or make fun of something thing it doesnt exist in my world
Seeing people get hurt, violence is about the only thing funny to me anymore.
I play alot of video games. I have a Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, PSP, and a DS. my XBL Gamertag is VF M0SKAU. My PS3 account is NeuroMortiis. I'm also a huge Nintendophile. So Mario and Co. are the closest thing I have to a religion.
Jazz, Electronic, Motown, and Classical music. I have a pretty eclectic taste. The artists I have listed are my mainstays
...I've crossed the ocean, turned every bend. I found the crossing near a golden rainbow's end. I've been through magic and through life's reality. I've lived a thousand years and it never bothered me...
Cold weather. My appt. temperature is constantly set @ 65 degrees.
Old RPGs, and...well RPGs in general.
TCG/CCGs (Maple Story & Eye Of Judgement FTW!!)
Old old video games. Like Galaga, Fatal Fury, Streets Of Rage, R-Type. Like all my Fridays in Grade and Middle School were spent @ the pizza place and the arcade. Always @ the Street Fighter or Final Fight Cabinet.
...Got no religion, don't need no friends. Got all I want and I don't need to pretend. Don't try to reach me, 'cause I'd tear up your mind, I've seen the future and I've left it behind...
Dislikes
...This empty pit, I've got to feed to prove i'm fit, a healthy man I've got to be...
Money, because i never have any. The only thing i pay money for are books. All my movies and music and crap is stolen off the internet. I've bought enough shit when i was in middle school and high school, i think im done.
Your stupid face.
Christian Picketers (in my life it doesnt matter where i go, and this is all true, to a Cleveland Browns game or the Indy 500, or to a Comic Book Convention or G3, there is always a Christian Picket line...)
...Malnutrition, my submission, you're the master and I take it on my knees...
Dumbass "sk8r" kids. Everyone can skateboard, youre not special.
The stupid people on this site who think they're some kind of magic wizard or witch or some shit. So you read a few new age books, BIG FRICKIN' DEAL, that really doesnt make you any different than anyone else, it really just makes you look like a tool...
...Ejaculation...
Your stupid music. I fucking hate metal/rock music today with a passion. It's the fucking cancer of music. Everything, black metal, thrash, heavy metal, power metal whatever the shit you call it. I swear in a sound test, if I didn't tell you the name of an artist, you fuckers couldn't tell the difference between an Emperor song to a Mayhem song. Or a Hinder song to a Saving Abel song and yes, i know my shit when it comes to metal today. They publish shit about it all the time in the Horror magazines I read, so try me...
Kids on here who think they're "the heaviest person you'll ever meet" cause they listen to black metal. Wow, you're only the 100,000th person on this site who has that on their profile. Just because you know who Behemoth or Marduk or Emperor is DOES NOT make you tough shit. I wish I could be there to see the look on your face when your made up fantasy Hot Topic mall metal world comes crashing down. I'll shed a tear out of my asshole for you...
...Tribulation...
Stupid people who walk in front of you or stand by you real close. I know thats kind of weird but people do that shit to me @ Wal-Mart all the time. People have to stand about 6-inches away from me at all times. And people who walk in front of you and then stop or walk @ the speed of still.
Retard fanboys that work @ video game and comic book stores. If I wanted you're opinion on the game or comic im buying I would have frickin' asked. So shut your dumb fucking nerd trap before I shove a D&D model or a DDR pad down your fucking throat...
Oh and, if over the course of you reading about my personality, taking your time to get to know me i want you to know from the bottom of my heart that if i offend you in anyway you have no idea how much i dont give a shit...
...I SWALLOW, I SWALLOW, i swallow, i swallow...
Favorite Music
...I care alot about...
Aphex Twin
Curtis Mayfield
Edgard Varese
...about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees about the NASA shuttle falling in the sea...
Masada Orchestra
Chantal Chamberland
John Zorn
...about the ozone and the money that Earth Aid brought...
Massive Attack
Buckethead
Praxis
...about the gangs and the pushers and the geeks, about the smack and crack and whack that hits the street...
Fantomas
Marvin Gaye
Bill Laswell
...about the army navy air force and marines, about the NY, SF and LAPD...
Secret Chiefs 3
Mike Patton
Funkadelic
...about you people, about your guns, about the wars we're fighting (gee that looks like fun)...
Trevor Dunn
Bootsy Collins
David Lynch
...about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie, about Transformers cause there's more than meets the eye...
Brian Eno
Bernie Worrel
Fred Firth
...about everyone reading this, you bet I care alot...
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