Trista in the Flesh
I can say in five hundred words what any one person can say in two. But for now I'll keep it closer to two. I'm a delusional egoist with an inferiority complex and an antisocial disposition who's goal is to make the world a happier place. At birth I was given the name Trista, but a lot of my friends refer to me as fun sized. I act like a kid. The ones that sleep with a night light, watch cartoons on a Saturday morning, and eat leftover food on the place mat at dinner time. But don't let that fool you. I adore long, intellectual conversations and I can back anything up that I originally state. My favorite motto is 'Dream big and dare to fail' and I live by it like it's the Bible. A vast majority of people peg me as a nerd because I play flute for De Soto's marching band, I love Marvel comics, and give me anything sci-fi to read and I'll love you until the end of time. I predict that my death will be by cart surfing in the parking lot of Wal*Mart.

Likes
Literature: A-List, Animal Farm, Anita Blake Vampire Hunter, The Black Dagger Brotherhood, Black Elk Speaks, The Crucible, Dark Hunter, Deadline, Harry Potter, I Am Legend, Inheritance Cycle, My Antonia, One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies, The Tenth Circle, Temraire, The Tragedy of Julius Caesar, The Truth About Forever, Twilight, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Water for Elephants, The Word and the Void, Wuthering Heights

Cinema: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Narnia, Moulin Rouge!, The Phantom of the Opera, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Finding Nemo, Transformers, Underworld, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sweeney Todd, The Boondock Saints, Spiderman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Other
Andy♥: Even though we've had our differences, I love him to the stars. I would do anything for him and give everything for him. He is my life. I love you Andy.
Musicals: Sweeney Todd, the actual musical, stole my heart and I haven't seen it since. Moulin Rouge! and Phantom of the Opera are also among my favorites.
Conducting: I am the student conductor for DHS Marching Band.
Literature: I enjoy reading almost everything.
Gaming: I play mostly RPGs. First person sharp-shooters just don't tickle my fancy.
Greek/Norse/Egyptian Mythology: The most fascinating subjects to learn about.
Grammar: Apostrophes don't mean, "Look out! There's an s coming!"
Art: I participate in multiple categories such as: drawing, writing, and photography.
Speaking: I enjoy talking to anyone and everyone as long as you aren't some belligerent git.
Dancing: I find that I can release my inner child this way, if not any other way.
Juice Boxes: Apple Juice is teh sex. That is the first and the last time you will ever see me type that.
The City: I enjoy being around a multitude of people at all times. Being alone makes me jumpy.
Dirty Jokes: They're the ones that make me laugh the hardest, and catch my interest right away.
Nicknames: I am THE five feet of attitude. Don't let anyone else tell you differently.

Dislikes
Incorrect Grammar Usage: One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone says, "I'm done." rather than, "I'm finished." You're not a turkey, so shut the hell up.
Girl Gamer Posers: You're not a girl gamer if you watch your boyfriend get owned in Halo on XBox Live. When you can learn how to spell console, give me the name of Zelda's main character, and can say that you have at least once sat down to a newly opened game and wanted to finish it so bad in one sitting that it hurt, THEN and only then can you message me with the phrase, "I'm a girl gamer as well!"
Stealing Art: This mostly comes in the form of poetry. If you want to sound intelligent and witty, learn to speak proper English and you won't have a problem.
Contradictory Statements and People: If you're an abortion surgeon and you are against the death penalty, then quit your profession.
Bigotry: Do not try to conform me to your non-existent ways. I want nothing to do with the way you spend your time.
Happy People: It's not that every happy person in particular annoys me, but when you're an outgoing church member and all you do is smile, agree with everyone, and go out of you way to annoy someone with kindness, there's something wrong with you. Your whole perspective on life is a lie. Try throwing something at someone just once. It feels good, I promise.
Ignorant Fools: Do not tell me that Global Warming does not exist. Everyone except for you agrees that it is a huge problem. Now, the real question is, what can we do to stop it?
This New Fad: Quoting my wonderful wife, Amanda "The emo-demic; It isn't cute. You look fucking stupid."
Idiots: When a person says, "Music is my life." I want to punch them in the crotch so they can't have any babies. If this is you, and before you start commenting on how horrible that is, have you spent hours and hours and hours perfecting that thirty-second note run in that certain march that you just cannot get? Do you spend all of your time away from your real family just to be there with your second family, five days a week even though you want to rip all of their heads off and shove them up their ass? Have you felt like you were going to float unto the Heavens because you FINALLY perfected that ballad? Have you ever felt the rush of listening to people scream around you when you win first place? How about the roar of applause after a concert? If not, then you can't say that music is your life. Sure, you listen to it all-the-freaking-time and you know all the words to every song that this band, this band, and this band has ever created. But do you know what a forte piano is? How about a fermata or a coda? Do you know how much dedication, desire, discipline, and determination it takes to REALLY be able to claim that music is your life? No? I didn't think so. If you did, I can bet my soul that half of you wouldn't want to listen to another note that is played on a base/treble clef in your life.

Music
A small fraction of my library: 36 Crazyfists, AC/DC♥, Alice Cooper, Atreyu, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles♥, Black Sabbath, Blink-182, Bob Marley♥, Cartel, Chiodos, City and Colour, The Clash, The Cure♥, A Cursive Memory, David Bowie, Demon Hunter, Disturbed, The Doors, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, Five Finger Death Punch, Fleetwood Mac, FLOW, From First To Last, Gavin DeGraw, (Hed) PE, Hurt, Jimi Hendrix, Killswitch Engage, Led Zeppelin♥, Linkin Park, Ludo♥, Maximum the Hormone, New Found Glory, Pink Floyd♥, Relient K, Rick Springfield, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Secondhand Serenade, Sick Puppies, Soulard Blues Band, The Spill Canvas, Steven Curtis Chapman, Tenacious D, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Yeah Yeah Yeahs