C'tan Biography
||IF YOU ADD ME WITHOUT MESSAGING ME: YOU'LL BE GIVEN 24 HRS TO SAY SOMETHING OR GET DELETED|| I live in a house in Forest Hills. My name is Alfrey Nunez; I’m. 25 years old. I believe in taking care of myself in a flexible diet and a rigorous martial arts routine. In the morning I wake up to brush my teeth twice over followed by a 30 second rinse using mint flavoured mouthwash. This is followed by me going into the closet as I pick out the next monkey suit I must wear to work that day, as well as packing up my dobok and the undergarments to be worn after: boxer briefs, socks, and another undershirt. This also includes deodorant, body spray and cologne included. After a half hour of reading in the train, I’ll train in my Hap Ki Do class for about an hour. Once I’m done I’ll jump into a cold shower and apply the essential hygiene products to cleanse myself: shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. This is then followed by putting on my outfit and making myself look more presentable for the rest of the day. Before arriving to the office, I'll stop by and buy myself a small cup of oatmeal with brown sugar and cinnamon. Upon arrival, I'll sit at my desk and await the rest of my day to unfold; using sites such as VF, imgur, YouTube and Hulu; or just listen to podcasts from the Joe Rogan Experience or Mysterious Universe to help pass the time. There is an idea of an Alfrey Nunez; some kind of abstraction. But, there is no real me, only an entity; something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
what puts a smile on my face
Writing
Reading
Drawing
Photography
Cinematography
Working Out
Sex Sex Sex (And don't forget the violence)
Women
Watching movies
Video games
Lingering around during the night
Talking/Texting very late at night
Movies with tragic endings
People who can multi-task effectively
Windows 8
Star gazing
Cruel humour
"Sluts & Whores" (just because you hate them)
Being asked questions
Green tea (caffeine free)
Cuddling
Red/White wine
Whiskey
Cold weather
Talking on Skype/AIM/Yahoo (So if you've got any of those let's talk there since this site can be SO f*cking slow)
People are not prudes
Being a sadist at times
Helping people
Warhammer Fantasy
Warhammer 40,000
Reese's peanut butter cups
Snowfall and rainfall (especially late at night)
Thunderstorms
Scaring people
Sparring.
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what makes me so serious
Sellouts
Money
Any kind abuse
Clubs
Bitches (Not to be confused with women)
PC4PC (just comment someone's photo because you actually want to tell them something; not because you desire attention for yours)
Hypocrites
Constant whining and no action
When people use the words "slut" and "whore" to make someone feel bad (don't put others down with those words just because you can't get laid)
When a female says that she's bi, but clearly states for no males to contact her (Newsflash darling: you're a vaginatarian)
Chewing with your mouth open
People who make profiles that might as well say "Fuck off, don't message me"
The monetary system
Getting tanned
Hot weather
Caffeine
Hipsters
Being stood up
People who cannot control their anger
Uptight people
Prudes
Close-mindedness
People who add me and never say a damn word to me
Coming across the exact same phrases in every profile
Profiles with only pictures of other stuff instead of the actual person
Fake Profiles
Jealousy
Inconsideration
People who refuse to do better for themselves
When people abruptly start to ignore me -- having me leave constant messages with no replies (If you don't want to talk anymore, just say so and I WILL leave you alone completely)
Organized Religion
Females with borderline-nude photos who say they hate "sluts/whores"
People who bother commenting on someone else's promiscuous picture(s) (Do you guys really think they give a flying fuck about what you feel towards it? If it's too explicit just report the fucking thing and move on with your life. No one really gives a shit what you have to say, least of all the owner of the photo.)
etc.
Favorite Noises
Beautiful ones
Valued Writings
Malekith
Shadow King
Caledor
Blood of Aenarion
Nagash the Sorcerer
Nagash the Unbroken
Nagash Immortal
Heldenhammer
Empire
God King
Trollslayer
Skaveneslayer
Daemonslayer
Dragonslayer
Beastslayer
Vampireslayer
Giantslayer
Orcslayer
Manslayer
Elfslayer
Shamanslayer
Zombieslayer
The Daemon's Curse
Bloodstorm
Reaper of Souls
Warpsword
Lord of Ruin
Eldar Prophecy
Farseer
Path of the Warrior
Path of the Seer
Path of the Outcast
Path of the Renegage
Space Wolf
Ragnar's Claw
Grey Hunter
Wolfblade
Sons of Fenris
Horus Rising
False Gods
Galaxy In Flames
Flight of the Eisenstein
Fulgrim
Descent of Angels
Legion
Battle for the Abyss
Mechanicum
Tales of Heresy
Fallen Angels
A Thousand Sons
Nemesis
The First Heretic
Prospero Burns
Age of Darkness
The Outcast Dead
Deliverance Lost
Know No Fear
The Primarchs
Lilith's Dream
Interview With the Vampire
The Vampire Lestat
Queen of the Damned
Tale of the Body Thief
The Twelfth Planet
Stairway To Heaven
The War of Gods and Men
The Will To Power
Rule By Secrecy
Uriel's Machine
Go Ask Alice
The Wave
Confessions of an Economic Hitman
Crossing the Rubicon
Awaken The Giant Within
The 48 Laws of Power
etc.
Films
A Clockwork Orange
Mulholland Drive
Memento
More Than Blue
A Moment To Remember
300
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the Dead
Half-Baked
Blue Streak
Bad Boys II
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Stay
Avatar
Inception
Bully
BenX
Brick
Moon
The Truman Show
Snatch
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
Step Brothers
Dodgeball
The Other Guys
Zoolander
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Children of Men
Inglorious Bastards
The Burbs
Swordfish
Office Space
American Psycho
Bad Santa
Dog Soldiers
The Descent
Event Horizon
Rec
Rec 2
Religulous
Saving Private Ryan
Law Abiding Citizen
Pan's Labyrinth
The Devil's Backbone
SLC Punk
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Requiem For A Dream
Spun
Freeway
The Island
Knowing
The Fifth Element
-many more-
Cults
Friends & NYC
Soul Tributes
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