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Profile:I'm Des:3 I was born in Munich, Germany until I was packed up in a boxand shipped to America where I was raised by wolves until my gaurdians found me. I'm a terrible person. I tried to take over the world.. ONCE!! and I was ten. I wreslte sea turtles, ride with dolphins, and play hop scotch with penguins in my free time. I also have the ability to kick babies in the face and make it rain gummy bears but I don't do it much. Apperantly in America, it can get you arrested. I love pokemon. Who doesn't? I'm 18 and a half and I still haven't hit puberty.. Music is a big part of my life. Ican't really say my favorite band cause I don't have one. But lately i've been liatening to alot of Enter Shikari, Chelsea Grin, A Day to Remember, Of Mice and Men. I'm pretty smart. I can't stand liars, fales, assholes, sluts, whores, and guys who just want sex. I want a long term relationship. Guys with hair below their shoulders, take my breath away. Its better when they are covered in tattoos:) Ish so sexy:3 I'm a very open person and I will you the truth no matter what happens. I try not to be judgmental but sometimes, it just happens. I'm still into cartoons. I've been watching Spongebob most of my life. Regular Show is just amazing. And Adventure Time. The Annoying Orange is just stupid. I love to kiss and cuddle with a guy:) I'm kinda into girls but not really. I like the dykes. My favorite animal is a giraffe:) My favorite movie is Wall.E. It is the cutest movie ever! I've taken classes for cosmotology. My mom lets me work a bit at her salon. After that, I want to go back to school to be a cardio vascular technician. If you don't know what that is, look it up:) i dunno what else to say..
Likes:Drawing, singing, piano, reading, music, guys with very long hair, Dane Cook, t.v, cigarettes, driving, lotion, my bed, pringles, tennis, the trampoline, derp moments, popcorn and peanut butter, my best friend Jessie Daniel Christian:) , gay people, super glue, cutting my hair, giraffes, and you.(:
Dislikes:Little kids, old people, trains, lakes, goats, whores, bugs, lava lamps, rap, fans, touch screen phones, pens, thin pillows, the letter U, duck tape, idiots and morons, meat, wet doornobs, people who think they're ugly or with a low self of steem, pepsi, dvd players (i still use a vcr), being to hot, bald people(except for Scott), windows, flat screen tvs, weird looking peniss' , trumpets, and rats.
Favorite Music:Heavy metal, screamo, death core, japanese pop, techno, electronica.