Sometimes I'm prone to crash.
Status: The only thing I know about babies is don't shake them or feed them chocolate, and I think that second one is for dogs.
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Sex: female Age: 23 Location: Chandler,
Arizona, United States
Member since: May 09, 2010 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Occupation: High school sweetheart, dropout lover.
Stevie Danger. I am the original Stevie Danger, don't forget that. 22 years young. Nine tattoos. Five piercings. I'm simply complex.
Things you probably didn't know about me: 1. I draw, a lot. 2. I love to read. 3. Music, tattoos, awesome friends and hair dye are my favourite things ever. 4. I'm not the person I was a year ago, I'm probably worse. 5. I have an unhealthy obsession with Glee, Sharpies, lip gloss and Hello Kitty. 6, I drink more water than anything else. 7. I dislike love. 8. I smoke more than I breathe oxygen. 9. I've been homeless. 10. I go to midnight movie showings a lot.
I'm not perfect, I never tried to be. I've made mistakes. I've taken the easy way out. I've lied to my friends. I've hidden the truth so many times from so many people. I've hurt people, and I've even done it on purpose. I've left people behind. I've spread rumors. I've said things I didn't mean. I'm no better than anyone, anywhere. I'm human. I have faults, and I'm not afraid to admit that. I want to change, but I won't. Because that's what we do. That's what we've always done. We list our faults like a grocery list, and we move on, expecting everything to somehow change itself. It never will. I will never change.
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Things that make me smile: Red Bull, strawberries, a good book, midgets in dresses, dogs eating peanut butter, when people fall, tattoos, walking on rocky beach shores in Washington, smoking in front of no smoking signs, defacing public property, being slightly creepy, painting my dogs nails, writing on bathroom stalls with silver sharpie, road trips, getting lost, being in a warm hoodie/jacket, wearing scarfs, jumping in front of small children to trip them, being random, eating Chipotle at least once a week, Bo Burnham, costume jewelry, plastic tiaras, guitars missing strings, duct tape, your mum, making sand castles, watching films, laying in the grass and watching the day pass by, people watching at the mall, mall santas, massages, broken record players, shattered mirrors, smeared lipstick, tear-streaked mascara, saying, "hot mess" at hookers, not sleeping before 3 am, bubbles, long and hot showers, swimming in the ocean, laughing at babies, making weird faces to make babies laugh, San Francisco, Josh Rowley, pretending I'm in a high speed chase, baking cookies/cupcakes/cheesecake/shibby cakes/brownies for people, making the world happy, when people remember me, when someone texts me unexpectedly, sad songs, filling in radios edits, acting like a fucking cocky bitch, my friends, your friends, Tucker Max, ice cream, beat up skateboards, unique names, Vans shoes, chocolate, This is Not a Book, photographs, stickers, band t's, skinny jeans, Vanilla Coke, MAC makeup, destroying things, lame reality tv, zombies, bloody things, Alice Cooperstown, 5 gum, Converse, black ink pens, Brady Seal.