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Latest Journal Entry: It's Hard Going Back March 29, 2013, 08:04am
My name is Monica, and I live in a small town in southern Illinois.
I'm obsessed with cats, I'm a singer/songwriter, and I'm a bit of a dumbass.
I hardly ever beat around the bush, and I have a habit of making people uncomfortable.
If you are sexually harassed, please think of it as a compliment, especially if you're British.
I'm fucking charming as shit, even if I do have my flaws.
I'm American, so it's okay. It's not like I'm Canadian.
I'm not here to impress or entertain you, and I am certainly not here to tickle your fancy.
I don't really enjoy having my eyeballs boil out of my skull, so please refrain frm typin lyk dis LOL. I beg you.
Don't be offended if I don't respond to "lol", a smiley, "Yeah", or shit like that.
I find one-worded responses as kinda like the end of a conversation.
You should know, I'm young. I'm 17, but don't let that fool you.
I can successfully hold a decent conversation with older individuals, and age doesn't matter too much to me.
It's kinda my "thing" to talk to/be with older people.
I swing both ways, but I prefer dick. I support gay shit, but I dislike sluts who "claim" they're bisexual.
As much as I enjoy seeing girl-on-girl action, I don't enjoy when someone's sexuality is only for attention.
I found that I share some views from several religions. Taoism, Buddhism, and Humanitarianism.
If you don't agree with me, that's cool. I don't expect you to. At least I don't believe in Scientology.
That's about all the basic stuff you should know about me right now. Like me so far?
Message, Add, or Rate me.
If you don't like me so far, then you should try at least talking to me.
If you don't wanna, then you have awful taste in people, and you're missing out on tons of fun shit.
Likes:Cats, animals, nature, sunshine, space, singing, my goldfish, black comedians, British men, texting, talking on the phone, the 90's, the 70's, making unnecessary noises, man tits, romantic shit, Spongebob, sleeping, being a band geek, playing clarinet/bass clarinet/guitar, pot, fast food, cuddling, Seth Green, musicians, rum, adventuring, ranting, accents, long hair
Dislikes:Long walks on the beach, cold feet, my father, skanks, greasy hair, public pools, Mexico, Asian women in porn, hair extensions, chapped lips, close-mindedness, when people take forever to respond, wearing a bra, scene kids, snapbacks, unoriginal humor, colored contacts, babies, awful spelling, the use of "z" to replace "s", Virginia, back hair, being controlled
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